1079: United Shapes

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United Shapes

[Click comic to enlarge] Title text: That eggplant is in something of a flaccid state.

The large version is here: http://xkcd.com/1079/large/

Explanation

This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: The transcript should only mention what the picture looks like and the text in the pictures. All comments, should be in a separate part of the explanation with this table. Also the transcript should follow a realistic order of "reading" not alphabetical, that will be fine for the table with the explanation. If you can address this issue, please edit the page! Thanks.

In this comic, each state of the United States of America has been filled-in with an object of similar shape. Due to the size range of the states, some states are too small to clearly make-out in the normal size image. Click here to see the large version, which makes every state perfectly clear. Several years later Randall made a new map of the US mainland 1653: United States Map, where he shuffled the positions of the states but filled out the outline. Also in this map Michigan has been split into two separate parts. (Here it is the glove and the eagle).

Very few, if any, of the shapes used are stereotypes of the state; they are merely objects that look like the state. Some of the objects are those which the states are widely known to resemble. For example, Michigan is represented by a glove and an Eagle, and a pot with handle takes the place of Oklahoma (with the panhandle region of the state filled with a literal handle). Others, however, are more creative. Few would have likely pictured Texas as a dog or Alaska as a bear with a jet pack and laser gun. There are several incredibly simple objects filling some states. Kentucky is filled by a cloud, which conceivably could have been used for any state, and Wyoming, one of the nearly rectangular states, is simply an envelope. There are three pairs of states that are related. Georgia and Missouri each contain an image of the other, drawing attention to their similar shapes, North and South Dakota are the top and bottom halves of an amp, and Alabama and Mississippi are moai facing in opposite directions.)

Colorado contains what looks like a Wikipedia article. A close-up of the fake article is provided [1]. The following references are made in the Colorado article:

• The pronunciation is not that for Colorado, but for Eyjafjallajökull, a volcano in Iceland that erupted in April 2010.
• The way it has a demilitarized zone towards Wyoming resembles North Korea and South Korea.
• Eleven dimensions refers to string theory.
• A wormhole is a theoretical relative of the black hole. This is a reference to the television series Stargate SG-1 where a device capable of creating wormholes is located in the Cheyenne Mountain nuclear bunker in Colorado.
• A Horcrux is a type of magical object in the world of Harry Potter.
• The radiation zones around Longmont are caused by radioactive contamination from the Rocky Flats Plant.
• The fake motto Si parare possis, vivere septem can be roughly translated as "With preparation, survival is possible for over a week."

New Mexico according to Randall's transcript is "A liquid container labeled for something of unusual and silly danger". The labeling is upside down and it refers to the nuclear testing facility White Sands Missile Range located in New Mexico for the nuclear bomb.

This end up

Property of White Sands Missile Range

??? [Followed by a NFPA 704 Diamond with all divisions at severe risk, and a radiation symbol in the special notice division]

Contains White Sand

FLAMMABLE

Warning:

This product contains chemicals known

only to the state of Nevada.

Contents under pressure from parents

If swallowed, induce labor

56 fluid ounces

and 14 other ounces

The title text makes fun of Florida which is sometimes called "The penis of America". Obviously, this penis is somewhat flaccid (not erect). The use of the word "state" is a pun, as it means some particular condition (flaccid state) as well as a political entity (The State of Florida).

Chart

State	Contained Picture	Comments
Alabama	A moai head facing east.	Moai are Easter Island stone statues
Alaska	A teddy bear with a jetpack and a ray gun	The ray gun and jetpack are fixtures of science fiction during the Cold War era, and the Russian Bear is an often-used personification of the country Russia in political cartoonage; the "teddy bear" image may be related to Alaska's former Russian heritage. The USA acquired Alaska from Russia in the Alaska Purchase of 1867 and it became a state in 1959, during the Cold War. The Cold War often featured worries of a potential Russian invasion of Alaska due to their geographical proximity across the Bering Sea and Bering Strait, which persisted through the 1980s; Alaska was the location of a large number of interceptor missiles as part of Ronald Reagan's "Star Wars Defense Initiative" intended to shoot down missiles that might be launched from the USSR. The ray gun is pointed across the Bering Strait at Russia, consistent with Alaska's often being described as the "first line of defense" against Russian aggression.
Arizona	A refrigerated shelf containing milk, bread, and pastries.
Arkansas	A measuring cup.
California	A vacuum.	An old-fashioned upright vacuum cleaner (lying down to the right), green with a yellow bag.
Colorado	The wikipedia article on Colorado.	A fake Wikipedia article on Colorado. Below the text as seen in the provided close up: [web address:] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/colorado [Headers] Wikipedia Article Talk Colorado [Main article {note that Randall forgot the closing parentheses ')' after the pronunciation}] Colorado (Pronounced [ˈeːijaˌfjatlaˌjœːkʏtl̥] is a US State encompassing portions of the Rocky Mountains and the Great Plains. The region has been inhabited since at least 11,000 BCE, and some archaeological evidence suggest the state – with roughly its current borders – has literally always existed. Colorado is separated from Wyoming by a 28-mile demilitarized zone, and has at times exercised substantial regional power via the installation of puppet governments in neighboring states Geographically, Colorado is eleven-dimensional, though seven of those dimensions are tightly compacted and difficult to detect in most areas of the state. Colorado is home to the nation's oldest continually-operated wormhole and two of President Lincoln's horcruxes. The wildlife in Colorado is commonly characterized as "erratic", particularly in the radiation zones around Longmont. The State's timber wolf population is largely bipedal; the Park Service has expressed "concern" at their attempts to enroll in [Fact box with correct State flag and emblem and fake motto:] State of Colorado Motto: "Si parare possis, vivere septem." (With preparation, survival is possible for over a week.)
Connecticut	A train conductor's hat.
Delaware	A meerkat.
Florida	An eggplant.
Georgia	Missouri.	The outline of the state of Missouri, with the Gateway Arch in St. Louis.
Hawaii	A snowball.
Idaho	A garden gnome, sitting down.
Illinois	A gangster with a guitar case, upside down.
Indiana	The brush of a paintbrush.
Iowa	A tomato, lettuce, cold cut and cheese sandwich.
Kansas	A stand-up piano.
Kentucky	A cloud.
Louisiana	A boot with some gum stuck to the bottom of it.
Maine	A Vulcan salute.	Maine's camp sunshine has had Star Trek related events in the past, including the opportunity to appear in a film.
Maryland	A wolf howling to the moon, upside down.
Massachusetts	An elephant, being ridden by a man, carrying tea.	Might be a reference to the Boston Tea Party, which occurred in Massachusetts, and the Republican political party. The man seems to be wearing a tricorn hat.
Michigan	A mitten for the lower portion, an eagle for the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
Minnesota	$160 in $20 USD bills.
Mississippi	A moai head facing west.
Missouri	Georgia.	The outline of the state of Georgia, with a pair of Georgia peaches.
Montana	One half of a muffin.
Nebraska	A blue VW type 2 with mattresses sticking out the back.
Nevada	A clothes iron.
New Hampshire	A tall brick factory building.
New Jersey	A bent-over old person.
New Mexico	A liquid container labeled for something of unusual and silly danger.	A yellow liquid container with upside-down labeling. This end up!! Property of White Sands Missile Range Contains White Sand [Written inside a hazardous-materials diamond with the ? very large, and the three '4' in the three top part of a diamond shape divided in four these three sections being blue, red, yellow. The lower part has a radioactive sign on the same grey background as the large rectangle.] ??? 4 4 4 Flammable Warning This product contains chemicals known Only to the Sate of Nevada. Contents under pressure from rich parents If swallowed, induce labor 56 fluid ounces and 14 other ounces
New York	A hybrid transmission with standard manual-style gears and a torque converter sliced in half.
North Carolina	A bouquet of flowers.
North Dakota	The top half of an amp.
Ohio	Underwear (Briefs).
Oklahoma	A covered pot, dripping with boil-over.
Oregon	A locomotive.
Pennsylvania	A very thick book with a bookmark.
Rhode Island	The bow half of a boat's hull.
South Carolina	A slice of pizza.
South Dakota	The bottom half of an amp.
Tennessee	A number of children's books, placed in a slightly askew pile.
Texas	A dog sitting in a bowl.
Utah	An oven.
Vermont	A microscope, upside down.
Virginia	A stegosaurus.
Washington	A whale.
Washington DC	A star.	On most maps, capitals are shown as stars. Washington DC is the capital of the United States.
West Virginia	A frog.
Wisconsin	A skull.
Wyoming	An envelope.	The back side of a white envelope, sealed with red wax, with a black heart next to a signature (lower left corner).

Transcript

This transcript is incomplete. Please help editing it! Thanks.

The United Shapes

A map of things states are shaped like

[Each state has some item wedged to stay inside its borders]

State	Official Transcript
Alabama	A moai head facing east.
Alaska	A teddy bear with a jetpack and a ray gun
Arizona	A refrigerated shelf containing milk, bread, and pastries.
Arkansas	A measuring cup.
California	A vacuum.
Colorado	The wikipedia article on Colorado.
Connecticut	A train conductor's hat.
Delaware	A meerkat.
Florida	An eggplant.
Georgia	Missouri.
Hawaii	A snowball.
Idaho	A garden gnome, sitting down.
Illinois	A gangster with a guitar case, upside down.
Indiana	The brush of a paintbrush.
Iowa	A tomato, lettuce, cold cut and cheese sandwich.
Kansas	A stand-up piano.
Kentucky	A cloud.
Louisiana	A boot with some gum stuck to the bottom of it.
Maine	A Vulcan salute.
Maryland	A wolf howling to the moon, upside down.
Massachusetts	An elephant, being ridden by a man, carrying tea.
Michigan	A mitten for the lower portion, an eagle for the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
Minnesota	$160 in $20 USD bills.
Mississippi	A moai head facing west.
Missouri	Georgia.
Montana	One half of a muffin.
Nebraska	A blue VW type 2 with mattresses sticking out the back.
Nevada	A clothes iron.
New Hampshire	A tall brick factory building.
New Jersey	A bent-over old person.
New Mexico	A liquid container labeled for something of unusual and silly danger.
New York	A hybrid transmission with standard manual-style gears and a torque converter sliced in half.
North Carolina	A bouquet of flowers.
North Dakota	The top half of an amp.
Ohio	Underwear (Briefs).
Oklahoma	A covered pot, dripping with boil-over.
Oregon	A locomotive.
Pennsylvania	A very thick book with a bookmark.
Rhode Island	The bow half of a boat's hull.
South Carolina	A slice of pizza.
South Dakota	The bottom half of an amp.
Tennessee	A number of children's books, placed in a slightly askew pile.
Texas	A dog sitting in a bowl.
Utah	An oven.
Vermont	A microscope, upside down.
Virginia	A stegosaurus.
Washington	A whale.
Washington DC	A star.
West Virginia	A frog.
Wisconsin	A skull.
Wyoming	An envelope.

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Discussion

Hooray, another comic that only Americans will get. Randall, some of us live in *other* parts of the world. Davidy²²[talk] 13:47, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

Wait, so an American addict with a mostly-American audience is supposed to limit himself to cartoons that everyone can understand? And people say AMERICANS are the arrogant ones. 71.229.88.206 07:59, 24 March 2013 (UTC)

Could someone please explain the stereotypes? I'm American and I don't really see any jokes. As far as I can tell, he just picked images that fit in each state. -- 71.229.88.206 (talk) 07:59, 24 March 2013 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

We still have to fix this thumbnail issue. --Dgbrt (talk) 16:47, 6 June 2013 (UTC)

For the most part I don't think the shapes have anything to do with the states other than what happens to fit. The Louisiana "boot" and Michigan "glove" are commonly used to describe those states shapes. 65.117.250.78 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

People in Michigan actually say things like "I live in the thumb" 108.162.219.199 05:18, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

I'm not sure how this really constitutes an explanation. The current text seems to amount to "Yeah this comic is all perfectly clear and logical everyone gets all the references alright I gotta go have fun now!" I think this needs an incomplete flag, but I don't know if someone who isn't a moderator can do that? --Mynotoar (talk) 22:32, 26 December 2013 (UTC)

Could the signature in Wyoming be Randalls own one? Compare it to 1005: SOPA. --108.162.254.160 09:06, 5 March 2014 (UTC)

He does lotsa comics the rest of us can undrestand, too. After all, though, he IS American. Texas: that's a cat? 108.162.225.160 16:26, 9 March 2014 (UTC)

<rant> The bear in the state of Alaska is NOT Winnie the Pooh. The most recognizable version is yellow with a red shirt. The original illustrations didn't have a shirt, but were still yellow. Further more, there ARE other cartoon bears to choose from, or it could just be a non-affiliated one that Randall created for the sake of fitting in the state of Alaska. Add to that the fact that Winnie the Pooh never had a jetpack OR a raygun and there is a pretty solid case for that bear NOT being Winnie the Pooh. </rant> Anonymous 04:51, 18 March 2014 (UTC)

I did correct a former typo done by Randall himself, but Winnie the Pooh is just what he was thinking about. Please start a discussion on such an edit first, maybe we can say Randall's painting is bad, but that's what is on his official transcript. And SO this does only belong to the explain, the transcript is just only a transcript of the ORIGINAL comic. I'm sorry, but please don't change this until you know what you are doing, please ask for help first. You will get kind answers by many people here. --Dgbrt (talk) 22:29, 18 March 2014 (UTC)4

In regards to New Mexico, the hazardous waste container could easily be a reference to the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant near Carlsbad. I think it's also worth noting that, despite the transcript, the entire container appears to be upside-down, rather than just the label. This could be an allusion to concerns about radiation leaks in that facility. MurphysLife (talk) 23:28, 17 July 2018 (UTC)

WRT Massachusetts, yes, the Boston Tea Party occurred there. However, the tea on the elephant implies the tea came from India, when it came from China. Tea was not commercially cultivated in India until the 1820s, well after the American Revolution. I see no relation with the elephant depicted to the Republican Party symbol. Massachusetts politics do not lean towards Republican political party ideals. The conservative Tea Party, aligns with the Republican Party, but their followers do not hold much sway in Massachusetts.TCMits (talk) 20:26, 28 March 2023 (UTC)

Undoing edits

I expanded a bunch of descriptions, especially with an eye for people who may not be able to see the comic. This was the "incomplete explanation of the day" comic the day I started adding to the wiki. For example, Utah was described as "An oven." I changed this to "A white stove" because the entire appliance is called a stove (an oven plus drawer below, cooktop above, and upright piece with controls at the back of the cooktop).

Dgbrt undid all my changes without explanation. Would someone please explain what, if anything, I did wrong? I know I'm new here, but I did look around before making any changes. Is there an "o

Corollary question: Someone also removed the actual text that appears in the various images.

Is there an official-from-Randall transcript somewhere?

Thanks. Karenb (talk) 21:48, 20 March 2014 (UTC)

Dgbrt replaced the transcript that was present with the transcript that can be found here, or in the page source of the original comic. It's not always perfectly accurate, but I usually just trust in it since Randall probably knows what he drew. If you feel that there's a typo/stuff-up somewhere, feel free to change it. Accuracy trumps the original transcript. Davidy²²[talk] 00:48, 21 March 2014 (UTC)

Thanks, David! That makes a lot of sense. Karenb (talk) 01:37, 21 March 2014 (UTC)

I disagree. The transcript here should explain what is in the comic. Randall's transcript (if there even is one) is often not very complete, and he doesn't use the names we have here. If he has drawn something that is clearly not what he writes it is, then it should be corrected in this transcript. --Kynde (talk) 10:14, 11 February 2016 (UTC)

Is this ready for the incomplete flag to be removed? Explain section has been updated to explain the shapes that can be explained.Tornadowrangler (talk) 03:35, 3 April 2014 (UTC)Tornadowrangler

A note about Maryland -- the transcript description is incomplete, because the wolf (main part of the state) appears to be howling at a full moon (across the Chesapeake Bay). That bit of land is referred to as the Delmarva peninsula, because it includes nearly all of Delaware, the eastern part of Maryland and (not indicated on this map) the southern tip belongs to Virginia. 108.162.219.13 04:13, 13 May 2014 (UTC)

I always thought NC & SC look like a bird beak & VA looked like a bird in flight Beastachu (talk) 19:35, 8 November 2015 (UTC)

I halfway fixed the issue addressed by the incomplete box. I have nothing to contribute to the current spotlighted explanation, so I am working here. I will finish the job later if I have time. I also added some more possible explanations to the chart, such as Washington D.C. being a star because that's how capitals are shown and the somewhat weak explanation of Maine's camp sunshine holding an event to appear in a Star Trek film. 108.162.237.140 16:04, 20 April 2016 (UTC)

I believe the transcript is now complete. 108.162.237.140 15:08, 22 April 2016 (UTC)

After some more additions to the transcript I removed the incomplete box. The only thing left is the comic explanation, and finding possible explanations for all of the shapes. Despite what the current description says, Randall just picking shapes based on shape is very unlike him. 108.162.237.188 22:19, 25 April 2016 (UTC)

So what you're saying is it should no longer be flagged as incomplete because only the explanation is incomplete? What an interesting conclusion 141.101.99.239

Holy crap what's with the transcript? Should we collapse the table? Because it makes the page zoom way out, to the point where it becomes too small to see the words. Herobrine (talk) 06:08, 6 April 2018 (UTC)

I have fixed the table. 172.68.143.24 06:38, 4 October 2018 (UTC)

I've marked it as incomplete: A table should not be used in general. Check this What is the format of the transcript section ?. --Dgbrt (talk) 18:45, 5 October 2018 (UTC)

eːijaˌfjatlaˌjœːkʏtl̥

What is eːijaˌfjatlaˌjœːkʏtl̥ actually pronounced as? Why does that show as the pronunciation of Colorado? It's clearly not colorado.

That's the phonetic writing of Eyjafjallajökull, and icelandic volcano that caused disruptions to air travel in Western Europe between March and June of 2010. If you want an analogy pronunciation guide, it would be something as "a [as in the letter]-ya-fiat-la-JOE-cutl [do not mistake with 'cult']". --188.114.111.225