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− | According to this comic, Steve Jobs, the founder of the Apple company at the time, lost a lot of weight due to a hormonal problem. (Weight loss is usually a good thing, though such is due to its context being a deliberate action in order to remove obesity, which does not seem to be the case here.) [[Black Hat]] then mentions that Apple was probably excited to announce its thinnest and lightest CEO in the industry. This comment is a parody of Apple's tendency to release thinner and lighter iterations of its products. Steve Jobs' weight loss would certainly make him a thinner and lighter CEO. | + | According to this comic, {{w|Steve Jobs}}, the founder of the Apple company at the time, lost a lot of weight due to a hormonal problem. (Weight loss is usually a good thing, though such is due to its context being a deliberate action in order to remove obesity, which does not seem to be the case here.) [[Black Hat]] then mentions that Apple was probably excited to announce its thinnest and lightest CEO in the industry. This comment is a parody of Apple's tendency to release thinner and lighter iterations of its products. Steve Jobs' weight loss would certainly make him a thinner and lighter CEO. |
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+ | Steve Jobs died on October 5, 2011. | ||
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Revision as of 18:40, 28 May 2013
Keynote |
![]() Title text: He should be better soon -- now that the Apple Store is getting rid of DRM, Cory Doctorow will get rid of his Steve Jobs voodoo doll. |
Explanation
According to this comic, Steve Jobs, the founder of the Apple company at the time, lost a lot of weight due to a hormonal problem. (Weight loss is usually a good thing, though such is due to its context being a deliberate action in order to remove obesity, which does not seem to be the case here.) Black Hat then mentions that Apple was probably excited to announce its thinnest and lightest CEO in the industry. This comment is a parody of Apple's tendency to release thinner and lighter iterations of its products. Steve Jobs' weight loss would certainly make him a thinner and lighter CEO.
Steve Jobs died on October 5, 2011.
Transcript
[Black Hat talking to Cueball sitting at computer]
- Cueball: Huh-Steve Jobs isn't doing a keynote this year, citing massive weight loss due to some hormonal problem.
- Black Hat: Too bad. I bet Apple was excited about unveiling the thinnest and lightest CEO in the industry.
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Discussion
Of course, with the benefit of hindsight we can be fairly sure that this all arose either because of more severe health problems than hinted at or more severe medication to attempt to overcome what was happening. 31.111.87.233 08:45, 28 May 2013 (UTC)
- I don't think voodoo was the cause.
- And I am not vindictive enough to believe that any man deserves a shit liver because he is greedy and rich.
- But... Nobody strapped him to a chair and forced rich food down his gullet.
I used Google News BEFORE it was clickbait (talk) 19:22, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
- Huh? He died of cancer, not gout. I don't think you can blame a cancer victim for their cancer. 108.162.216.99 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
- He didn't eat a lot of "rich people food". From what I've read, he didn't eat much and fasted a lot. He died because he didn't take cancer treatment. User:Nafedalbi 12:45 AM UTC 2/15/2022
- Huh? He died of cancer, not gout. I don't think you can blame a cancer victim for their cancer. 108.162.216.99 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
This comic now seems somewhat unfortunate. Randall has been known to edit comics after they are posted, though not (as far as I know) for such reasons. I have the faint wish he would do so for this one. Just something to make it less ... flippant. 108.162.219.223 23:05, 23 December 2013 (UTC)