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According to this comic, "Cosmologists are easy to shop for because you can just get them a box." The example box allegedly contains 30,000 fresh neutrinos and 8 zeptograms of dark matter. The gift giver didn't put these things in the box; both are simply passing through it.
 
According to this comic, "Cosmologists are easy to shop for because you can just get them a box." The example box allegedly contains 30,000 fresh neutrinos and 8 zeptograms of dark matter. The gift giver didn't put these things in the box; both are simply passing through it.
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Eight zeptograms is an infinitesimal amount equal to eight sextillionths of a gram. For comparison, Wolfram Alpha says it's equivalent to approximately 4800 daltons, which works out to the weight of about 400 carbon-12 atoms.
  
 
The "local source" mentioned in the title text is the Sun; it takes light (and neutrinos) 8 minutes to reach Earth once they're emitted.
 
The "local source" mentioned in the title text is the Sun; it takes light (and neutrinos) 8 minutes to reach Earth once they're emitted.

Revision as of 00:04, 9 July 2022

Cosmologist Gift
These neutrinos were freshly produced by a local source just 8 minutes ago
Title text: These neutrinos were freshly produced by a local source just 8 minutes ago

Explanation

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According to this comic, "Cosmologists are easy to shop for because you can just get them a box." The example box allegedly contains 30,000 fresh neutrinos and 8 zeptograms of dark matter. The gift giver didn't put these things in the box; both are simply passing through it.

Eight zeptograms is an infinitesimal amount equal to eight sextillionths of a gram. For comparison, Wolfram Alpha says it's equivalent to approximately 4800 daltons, which works out to the weight of about 400 carbon-12 atoms.

The "local source" mentioned in the title text is the Sun; it takes light (and neutrinos) 8 minutes to reach Earth once they're emitted.

What anyone would do with 80,000 fresh neutrinos and 8 zeptograms of dark matter is open to speculation.

Transcript

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Discussion

- The explanation mentions “Eight zeptograms” although Randall’s box says “4 zeptograms of dark matter.”

- The 4,800 daltons in the explanation is roughly the size of a small protein; for example, insulin is about 5,800 daltons.

- Randall’s box says it contains 4 zeptograms of dark matter. Could someone explain this? My incomplete (biologist’s) understanding of dark matter is that astrophysicists do not yet know what it is. So how could Randall claim the box contains 4 zeptograms of it?

Thanks!

Fixed; thank you. 172.70.210.125 01:18, 9 July 2022 (UTC)
Since no one has detected ANY dark matter, you can claim any amount is in the box. SDSpivey (talk) 23:31, 11 July 2022 (UTC)

Here's a more recent PBH DM source than those already cited which could comport with Randall's 0.4% DM particles implication, but doesn't do so explicitly. 172.70.206.213 02:35, 9 July 2022 (UTC)

With the math corrected per 162.158.134.89 below, the figure is 34% ubiquitous particles. 172.70.211.36 09:44, 9 July 2022 (UTC)

And this comic was the perfect birthday gift for me. 108.162.245.203 02:42, 9 July 2022 (UTC)

  • How was the 23,000 neutrinos/m³ figure obtained? A flux of 7e10/(s·cm²), or 7e14/(s·m²), at a speed of close to 3e8 m/s, gives 2.3e6/m³. That would correspond to a box size of about 0.013 m³, or a bit larger than a typical shoe box. 162.158.134.89 07:19, 9 July 2022 (UTC)
Corrected. 172.70.211.52 09:40, 9 July 2022 (UTC)

To note {and I've summarised in an edit) that photons from the Sun can have been travelling for 100,000 years from its core to space, before their 8ish minute trip to the box (assuming you let them in, e.g. leave the lid off, or filter out all but the hard X-rays/etc), whilst neutrinos hardly notice so are 8 or 9 minutes old (before being adjusted for time dilation) regardless. And you can still put as much lead-lined wrapping paper on your present as you want, to keep it a surprise! 172.69.79.211 14:45, 9 July 2022 (UTC)

I saw your very interesting source was from 1997 and mostly about neutrino cycles -- which surprisingly match the menstrual cycle better than the orbit of the moon does -- but not mostly about energy migration out of the sun. It looks like the sun actually has multiple layers that engage in different forms of energy transformation. I added a link to the radiative zone (where gamma rays spend 171 thousand years colliding with matter, getting longer wavelength at each collision, until they leave) but somebody should probably learn about all the different zones at some point and make sure the text is correct. I never knew the sun was so complex! I partly imagine high-energy ancient civilizations somewhere deep inside, having their own forms of night and day and seasons. 162.158.62.23 14:44, 10 July 2022 (UTC)
I took the 28 day neutrino cycles link out, because it really doesn't help explain anything in the comic, and was out of place and confusing where it appeared. 162.158.166.41 17:20, 11 July 2022 (UTC)

I don't see how the box containing dark matter is at all consistent with the premise of dark matter being primordial black holes. PBHs wouldn't be ubiquitously distributed through space such that any given volume contains a constant tiny number of them, would they? Black holes that are that tiny would have evaporated long ago by Hawking radiation, by my understanding. BunsenH (talk) 17:26, 11 July 2022 (UTC)

If dark matter was 100% particles, then a volume on Earth containing 30,000 solar neutrinos would have 12 zeptograms of dark matter, not 4. Since the box is labeled with only a third as much dark matter, the implication is that Randall might think some is clustered in MACHOs. (I'm going to ignore modified gravity, which gets more attention than non-PBH MACHOs but way less than PBHs, and has some foundational issues along with zero successful simulations compared to very successful large-scale simulations using generalized DM.) In the past decade the only MACHO DM theory with more than a handful of papers per year is PBHs, which skyrocketed in popularity after LIGO/Virgo, but are still less popular among mainstream cosmologists than 100% WIMPs. The elephant in the room is that there's lots of evidence for intermediate mass black holes (LIGO/Virgo being the most compelling, but recent indirect observations exist too) but only one out of about thirty WIMP detector experiments have painfully meager positive results, which nobody else has been able to replicate. It's been a similar situation for almost four decades now. Back in the mid-1970s dark matter was assumed to be mostly 100,000 solar mass black holes. A couple generations of constraints assuming monochromatic mass suggested it was a particle instead. But all the constraints, including microlensing, which assume all black holes have even approximately similar masses had to be rejected after the LIGO/Virgo results.
To answer your question about the sizes, assuming LIGO/Virgo's 3-160 solar mass range is representative of typical black holes and likely contains their median is kind of unavoidable at this point. If the median is 50 solar masses and all dark matter is black holes, that would work out to around one per star.
The group to watch as JWST's first light comes in is Yale's, who propose specific testable hypotheses for its deep IR source count distribution, and use a non-monochromatic (platycurtic) mass distribution for black holes, which is the only correct choice for merging bodies. Specifically, NASA is releasing a SMACS 0723 field from JWST tomorrow, which should be able to test these predictions. Another author to keep an eye on as JWST results roll in is Bernard Carr (paywall-free preprint) known for his DM literature reviews over the years, and who has become an ardent PBH DM proponent post-LIGO/Virgo. 162.158.166.235 20:38, 11 July 2022 (UTC)
W00T! They decided to do SMACS 0723 first today! https://www.nasa.gov/image-feature/goddard/2022/nasa-s-webb-delivers-deepest-infrared-image-of-universe-yet A gift to cosmologists indeed! 172.70.210.233 22:23, 11 July 2022 (UTC)

"what they or anyone else would do with such a box is uncertain." - Put things in it, obviously. 172.69.79.173 06:32, 12 July 2022 (UTC)

Why would any self-respecting cosmologist want to mess up the box with more than the minimum extraneous contents? 108.162.245.147 10:16, 14 July 2022 (UTC)

How much more mass do neutrinos have when they're going 1-10-n times the speed of light? I swear this is not a homework question. 108.162.246.206 10:05, 27 July 2022 (UTC)

(The attempt to fix the question assumes that 108.162.246.206 was not intending values of n<0, already... What if you've negated their negative! :P I agree it was messy, though. Just think it's rude to alter someone else's comment, hence why I didn't make it "1-(1/10ⁿ)", which was my own first (and equivalent) thought. Shortly before "but I bet it is a homework question...") 172.70.86.34 09:48, 29 July 2022 (UTC)