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− | + | This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the continually growing dynamic comic [[1350: Lorenz]]. There's a table of contents at the bottom of the page to easily understand the structure of the transcript. Expand below if you want to contribute building the transcript. | |
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− | + | '''A permalink is needed''' (at least at the end of a comic) for every transcript because not all the storylines that were available originally are available today and without the link no one can check if the transcript here is wrong. Note that even from a permalink - if you click back you may not even get the possibility you came from, if there are more than four choices - like in the first panel, but for instance also in the second panel of the refresh choice. Similarly, the choices you have when you choose a permalink won't come in the same order, and if there are more than four, you will again not be certain to have the choice you wish for - to be certain to have all choices, you need to save permalinks on all steps of a story tree. If you complete a part of the transcript, then please add a note and a date on which this occurred like this: "This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. (Taken from the ''Your computer is literally haunted'' branch of the BSD story on ''Why is Python importing Skynet?'')". | |
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:[Description of image for instance: Knit Cap thinks] | :[Description of image for instance: Knit Cap thinks] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
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− | '''Knit Cap''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 | + | |
+ | '''Knit Cap''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ==Refresh Branch== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">:[Hairy walks in] '''Hairy''': | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">:[Hairy walks in] '''Hairy''': | ||
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− | + | ===So you're still refusing to use Facebook?==== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dcfb0896-b9bc-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dcfb0896-b9bc-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[A green dinosaur appears] | :[A green dinosaur appears] | ||
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− | + | ====I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:49aad068-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:49aad068-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | ||
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− | + | =====Or should I MySpace this?====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3b4e57de-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3b4e57de-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====Tweet. Ironic, because I am in fact a bird. Or is it the other way around?====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:15cd0206-ba07-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:15cd0206-ba07-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====Wait a second. I don't have a phone!====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f0681688-b9f5-11e3-800f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f0681688-b9f5-11e3-800f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====I can't reach the 3 key and the Shift key at the same time.====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba92df54-b9da-11e3-8011-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba92df54-b9da-11e3-8011-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ====I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man!===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d167904-b9cb-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d167904-b9cb-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | ||
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− | + | =====Go analog, dog===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:0ef55296-b9e2-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:0ef55296-b9e2-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====Memes are becoming memes themselves===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:039574c2-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:039574c2-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | =====And judging from their profile pictures, Facebook causes the newly married to turn into infants===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b51e0bdc-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b51e0bdc-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====They make me so hungry.====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba0e52f4-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba0e52f4-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ====That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:413e685c-b9e0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:413e685c-b9e0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | ||
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− | + | =====Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town!====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c9012e2-b9f5-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c9012e2-b9f5-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:43a4705e-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:43a4705e-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3eda98ec-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3eda98ec-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====Now let's take this crossover to the next level!====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a18985fa-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a18985fa-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ====I am Facebooksaurus!===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8fb1a84-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8fb1a84-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | ||
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− | + | =====I will swallow your personal data!====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fe72267a-ba21-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fe72267a-ba21-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====I fear the existential ambiguity of irreconcilable proclivities in prepetuity!====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75cba2a0-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75cba2a0-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====And I am two social outlets from being a hipster.====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4b97d44c-ba11-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4b97d44c-ba11-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ===Wanna build a snowman?==== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63eb16be-b9b0-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63eb16be-b9b0-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ===Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?==== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b7d6a9ac-b9a4-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b7d6a9ac-b9a4-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ===Did you get my e-mail yet?==== | |
:This branch was complete as of 2014-05-01. | :This branch was complete as of 2014-05-01. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3232ad64-b9bd-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3232ad64-b9bd-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ====Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch==== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fbc8365e-b9c1-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fbc8365e-b9c1-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====Has this hole always been here?====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:84f421de-b9dd-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:84f421de-b9dd-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
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− | + | =====I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8a205b28-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8a205b28-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
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− | + | =====Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:805d9626-b9d0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:805d9626-b9d0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] '''Knit Cap''': | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] '''Knit Cap''': | ||
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− | + | =====There's a small crack in the pavement===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d8f22f6-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d8f22f6-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Knit Cap thinks] | :[Knit Cap thinks] | ||
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− | + | ====The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ef8666b8-b9d5-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ef8666b8-b9d5-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
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− | + | =====I hope it's open. Otherwise we'll just have to resort to those cat videos.====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:744f8284-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:744f8284-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | ||
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− | + | =====Either way we're getting on a watch-list.====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6d738768-ba0d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6d738768-ba0d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
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− | + | =====So are we really doing this?====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:991468c4-b9ef-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:991468c4-b9ef-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
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− | + | =====I don't care what anyone says- Donuts are not a valid breakfast choice.====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7aa972a6-b9ec-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7aa972a6-b9ec-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | ||
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− | + | ====Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
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<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | =====See? It’s right there!====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
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− | + | =====So I guess we’re married now?====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:e8e2da88-ba04-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:e8e2da88-ba04-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | =====Maybe my font size was too big.====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a9c3e128-b9f3-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a9c3e128-b9f3-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | ||
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− | + | =====It took a lot of gasoline===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:455c4776-ba1f-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:455c4776-ba1f-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
'''Hairy:''' | '''Hairy:''' | ||
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− | + | ====Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b014942-b9d6-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b014942-b9d6-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground] | :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground] | ||
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<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | =====It’s that hell’s light?====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f542036c-b9d7-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f542036c-b9d7-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters walks on] | :[The two characters walks on] | ||
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− | + | =====I wonder what’s down there===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8b99279c-b9e1-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8b99279c-b9e1-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
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− | + | =====Isn’t that Sergey Brin down there?====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4830f04e-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4830f04e-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
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− | + | =====How long do you think he’ll keep digging?====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1ccf1ff8-b9e4-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1ccf1ff8-b9e4-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | ===You know. Your car's on fire.==== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1a3242da-b9c0-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1a3242da-b9c0-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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− | + | ==Stupid Tiles Branch== | |
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These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. | These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | ===There's something weird out on the lawn.==== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4af4a25a-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4af4a25a-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | ====This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.===== | |
This branch was complete as of 2014-05-30. | This branch was complete as of 2014-05-30. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c53d02f6-b9bf-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c53d02f6-b9bf-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | =====OK, two weird things.====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c390aeda-ba1e-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c390aeda-ba1e-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
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− | + | =====I can see a creeper down there===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:614f1684-ba29-11e3-802c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:614f1684-ba29-11e3-802c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====Is this 1-1 from Mario?====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:dbe1fd42-b9d1-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:dbe1fd42-b9d1-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
::[They walk under a tree] | ::[They walk under a tree] | ||
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− | + | =====Where'd the bridge go?====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b9018344-b9c0-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b9018344-b9c0-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ====I have a lawn?===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]<br>'''Hairy''': | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]<br>'''Hairy''': | ||
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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− | + | ====I hope it's not a bobcat this time.===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[A giant hole appears and they fall into it.]<br>Knit Cap and Hairy: Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap wakes up.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Gasp [Goes to his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Yawn [Sits at his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[A giant hole appears and they fall into it.]<br>Knit Cap and Hairy: Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap wakes up.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Gasp [Goes to his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Yawn [Sits at his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | ====If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | ===There's a dinosaur at the door.==== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:287feb84-b9c6-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:287feb84-b9c6-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | ====Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:36064c2c-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:36064c2c-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | =====Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you!====== | |
:This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24. | :This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
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− | + | =====Also, have you heard about Tumblr?====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | =====Also I have some trenchant observations on language and philosophy to make.====== | |
:This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24. | :This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24. | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | =====It's not like you're using them.====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:e44f98fc-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:e44f98fc-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ====I need a hand!===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1475bf18-b9d2-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1475bf18-b9d2-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | ====Did you think he was joking?===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:fb309d78-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:fb309d78-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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− | + | ====Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ecd7ed66-b9cf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ecd7ed66-b9cf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ===I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.==== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:414ebe98-b9ac-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:414ebe98-b9ac-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
− | + | ====But how many bathrooms?===== | |
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b30f9824-b9af-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b30f9824-b9af-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ====That's 2^5 more than Ikea, I need to see for myself.===== | |
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0f9a84fc-b9ae-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0f9a84fc-b9ae-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ====Let's go, I can keep playing on my phone on the drive.===== | |
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:17c25fc0-b9b7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:17c25fc0-b9b7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ====Pfft. Amateurs. Let's go mock them.===== | |
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f8b13b78-b9ad-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f8b13b78-b9ad-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ===I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.==== | |
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5929cf58-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5929cf58-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ====І follow, only because І believe you==== | |
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:26ae5038-b9a9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:26ae5038-b9a9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ====І'll tag along, if only to see what new calming pastel color it could be.===== | |
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4f1dabca-b9bf-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4f1dabca-b9bf-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ====These "threes" clones are getting out of hand.===== | |
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5c73aba-b9ab-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5c73aba-b9ab-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ====we better catch the damn thing==== | |
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:161c1e4e-b9a9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:161c1e4e-b9a9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ==Political Thing Branch== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:16a6d0c6-b9a3-11e3-8ea4-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:16a6d0c6-b9a3-11e3-8ea4-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Laptop''': "...and let's go live to the debate."<br>[Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br>'''Politician 1''': | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Laptop''': "...and let's go live to the debate."<br>[Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br>'''Politician 1''': | ||
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− | + | ==BSD Branch== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:00ac9f74-b9a0-11e3-81f8-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:00ac9f74-b9a0-11e3-81f8-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap is confused, staring at her laptop.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ??<br>'''Knit Cap''': | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap is confused, staring at her laptop.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ??<br>'''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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− | + | ===Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...==== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ?? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. (continue) Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while the character is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''': | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ?? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. (continue) Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while the character is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''': | ||
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− | + | ===Wait. What's on this other partition?==== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ??? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''': | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ??? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''': | ||
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− | + | ===Why is Python importing Skynet?==== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:678126c2-b9c1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:678126c2-b9c1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
'''Knit Cap''': ??? | '''Knit Cap''': ??? | ||
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− | + | ====It’s definitely the dust==== | |
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− | + | ====We’re doomed==== | |
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− | + | ====Well, it does have a certificate from cyberdyne systems.===== | |
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− | + | ====Your computer is literally haunted==== | |
:This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. | :This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3730956-b9d8-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3730956-b9d8-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====I think my exact phrase was “don’t.”====== | |
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30c1806c-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30c1806c-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====Maybe we tried guessing the root password too many times===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====OK , maybe sudo teleport * `random-GPS was the wrong thing to type===== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f5afb63c-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f5afb63c-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | =====Which version of BSD where you using?====== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:932bb4a0-ba2e-11e3-8031-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:932bb4a0-ba2e-11e3-8031-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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− | + | ===My keyboard has to support SSH over USB?==== | |
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− | + | ==Facebook Branch== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b330d48-bb01-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b330d48-bb01-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''': | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''': | ||
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− | + | ==Gravity Branch== | |
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Gravity. Lots of it. (This option is no longer available as of 2014-04-22 - [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:87adb65e-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Gravity. Lots of it. (This option is no longer available as of 2014-04-22 - [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:87adb65e-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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Knit Cap:
[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]
(Permalink)
Refresh Branch
So you're still refusing to use Facebook?=
- [A green dinosaur appears]
Dinosaur:
I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.=
I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man!=
That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!=
- [Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
Dinosaur:
Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town!=
It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!=
Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!=
Now let's take this crossover to the next level!=
I am Facebooksaurus!=
Wanna build a snowman?=
Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?=
Did you get my e-mail yet?=
- This branch was complete as of 2014-05-01.
- [They leave]
Knit Cap:
Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch
- [The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
Hairy:
Has this hole always been here?=
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
- [They walk on]
Knit Cap:
- [Same image again]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-04-22.)
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…=
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?=
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] Knit Cap:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
There's a small crack in the pavement
- [Knit Cap thinks]
Knit Cap:
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?=
- [The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
I hope it's open. Otherwise we'll just have to resort to those cat videos.=
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Either way we're getting on a watch-list.=
Hairy:
- [Knit Cap thinks]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
So are we really doing this?=
Hairy:
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "theft"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
- [Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
I don't care what anyone says- Donuts are not a valid breakfast choice.=
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?=
- [The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
See? It’s right there!=
Hairy:
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
So I guess we’re married now?=
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Maybe my font size was too big.=
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
It took a lot of gasoline
Hairy:
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line... (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
- [The two characters start arguing]
- Knit Cap: Suggest a line...
- Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.=
- [The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
Hairy:
It’s that hell’s light?=
- [The two characters walks on]
Knit Cap:
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Ethylene dichloride"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
- [Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground ]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
I wonder what’s down there
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [The two characters walks on]
Knit Cap:
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Isn’t that Sergey Brin down there?=
How long do you think he’ll keep digging?=
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
Hairy:
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Anguish"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
You know. Your car's on fire.=
Stupid Tiles Branch
These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (Permalink)
Hairy:
There's something weird out on the lawn.=
- [They leave]
Knit Cap:
This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.=
This branch was complete as of 2014-05-30.
- [The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
Hairy:
OK, two weird things.=
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.)
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.)
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
I can see a creeper down there
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Is this 1-1 from Mario?=
- [They walk under a tree]
Hairy:
- [Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Theft"!
- It's not very effective ...
- [One more picture but this time the Pokémon speaks]
- Pikachu: Um...
- Narrator: ...
- [Hairy and Knit Cap stands in front of the Pokémon in tall grass]:
Pikachu:
- [Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
Pikachu: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
Pikachu: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
Pikachu:
- [Hairy and Knit Cap walks out of the tall grass - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
Pikachu: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [Same image again]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] Hairy:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy:
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Where'd the bridge go?=
- [They walk under a tree]
Hairy:
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [Knit Cap thinks]
Knit Cap:
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)
- [They walk on]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [They walk on]
Knit Cap:
- [They walk on]
Knit Cap:
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Ink cloud"!
- It's not very effective ...
- [One more image with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- [Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- It's not very effective ...
- Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"!
- It's not very effective ...
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- It's not very effective ...
- Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift"!
- It's not very effective ...
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!
- It's not very effective ...
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
I have a lawn?=
Hairy:
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!
Narrator: ...
Pikachu: Um...
Pikachu: Well then.
Pikachu: I might have left surprises in that direction.
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator:
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift!"
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Cute Face!"
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Where's Twitch when I need help?
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Extrude"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: ...
Pikachu: Um...
Pikachu:
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Granite"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Hairy: Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.
I hope it's not a bobcat this time.=
Knit Cap and Hairy: Aaaaa...
[Knit Cap wakes up.]
Knit Cap: Gasp [Goes to his desk.]
Knit Cap: Yawn [Sits at his desk.]
Knit Cap:
Hairy:
Knit Cap and Hairy: Aaaaa...
[Knit Cap wakes up, leaves the bed and finds a boomerang.]
Knit Cap:
Crash!
[Knit Cap runs away.]
Knit Cap: Hm. I was expecting a shark.
[Knit Cap throwns the boomerang again, and it returns to him again.]
Knit Cap: There's a mesage written on it.
[Knit Cap throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]
Crash!
[Knit Cap runs away.]
Knit Cap: I hope it's not a velociraptor.
Hairy: How disappointed are you?
Knit Cap:
Knit Cap: I swear if it's a bobcat.
Knit Cap:
Knit Cap:
If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...=
Knit Cap:
There's a dinosaur at the door.=
- [A green dinosaur appears]
Dinosaur:
Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?=
- [Zooming in on the dinosaurs head]
Dinosaur:
Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you!=
- This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24.
- [The dinosaur is going to step on their house]
Dinosaur:
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
Knit Cap:
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]
Knit Cap: Yawn
- [Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]
Knit Cap:
- [Knit Caps types on the PC]
Knit Cap: ??
- [Knit Cap bends closer to the screen]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed – continue she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
Knit Cap:
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches down to catch it – continue – she throws the boomerang again - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
Boomerang: Thwack!
Knit Cap:Ow
- [Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
Boomerang: Thwack!
Knit Cap:Ow
- [Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns flying over her head – it then returns over her head the other way – continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Hairy wakes up from her nightmare in his bed]
Hairy: Gasp
- [ Hairy sits in bed]
Hairy (singing): I woke up like this
- [the bed is empty – continue – Hairy walks in to Knit Cap at the laptop]
Hairy: Yawn
- [Hairy now stands in front of her]:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
Also, have you heard about Tumblr?=
Also I have some trenchant observations on language and philosophy to make.=
- This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24.
- [The dinosaur is going to step on their house]
Dinosaur:
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
Knit Cap:
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
Boomerang: Thwack!
Knit Cap:Ow
- [Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her hers in her hand]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
(Permalink) – only Of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all! can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]
Knit Cap: Yawn
- [Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed]
Knit Cap (singing): I woke up like this
- [Knit Cap is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
(Permalink) – only Language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole. can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
It's not like you're using them.=
I need a hand!=
Did you think he was joking?=
Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.=
I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.=
I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.=
Political Thing Branch
[Two politicians are debating on TV.]
Politician 1:
Other spacecraft: We observe your speed to be 38.5%c, and your time is passing at 92.3% the rate of ours. Does this mirror your observations?
BSD Branch
Knit Cap: ??
Knit Cap:
Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...=
Hairy:
Knit Cap: ARGH!
[They both stop. Knit Cap walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]
Hairy: [holding up a finger] Um.
[Knit Cap's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking away from the scene.]
Hairy:
Hairy:
Wait. What's on this other partition?=
Hairy:
Hairy:
Why is Python importing Skynet?=
Knit Cap: ???
- [Hairy walks in - continue - Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. - continue - The two stop typing.]
Hairy: ???
- [Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.]
Hairy:
It’s definitely the dust
We’re doomed
Well, it does have a certificate from cyberdyne systems.=
Your computer is literally haunted
- This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20.
- [Hairy and Knit Cap are suddenly floating in the ocean.]
- Knit Cap:
I think my exact phrase was “don’t.”=
- Hairy:
- [One shark appear]
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [Three sharks appears]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
Maybe we tried guessing the root password too many times
- Hairy:
- [One shark appear]
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
OK , maybe sudo teleport * `random-GPS was the wrong thing to type
- Hairy:
- [One shark appear]
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [Three sharks appears]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
Which version of BSD where you using?=
(Permalink) Hairy:
- [The same image appears again]
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [One shark appear]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [Three sharks appears]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [A shark and three octopuses appear - continue - they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap.]
Knit Cap:
- [The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – the two walk on in silhouette]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over while Hairy looks down into it]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (There is no choices - as of 2014-04-20.)
My keyboard has to support SSH over USB?=
Facebook Branch
Gravity Branch
Contents
- 1 Refresh Branch
- 1.1 So you're still refusing to use Facebook?=
- 1.1.1 I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.=
- 1.1.2 I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man!=
- 1.1.3 That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!=
- 1.1.3.1 Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town!=
- 1.1.3.2 It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!=
- 1.1.3.3 Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!=
- 1.1.3.4 Now let's take this crossover to the next level!=
- 1.1.4 I am Facebooksaurus!=
- 1.2 Wanna build a snowman?=
- 1.3 Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?=
- 1.4 Did you get my e-mail yet?=
- 1.5 You know. Your car's on fire.=
- 1.1 So you're still refusing to use Facebook?=
- 2 Stupid Tiles Branch
- 2.1 There's something weird out on the lawn.=
- 2.2 There's a dinosaur at the door.=
- 2.3 I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.=
- 2.4 I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.=
- 3 Political Thing Branch
- 4 BSD Branch
- 4.1 Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...=
- 4.2 Wait. What's on this other partition?=
- 4.3 Why is Python importing Skynet?=
- 4.4 My keyboard has to support SSH over USB?=
- 5 Facebook Branch
- 6 Gravity Branch