280: Librarians

Librarians

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Title text: Don't expect any leniencies on late fees, though.

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Explanation

Cueball tortures his girlfriend which is librarian, ie a book-lover person, by damaging books, for example here by opening too much a hardcover book.

Transcript

{Advantages to dating librarians}

Librarian: We're stopping in Baltimore to visit my family, and that's final.

Boyfriend: Oh yeah?

[Reaching inside paper bag.]

Boyfriend: Hey, look, it's a new hardback book!

[Holds book in hands]

Librarian Girlfriend: You wouldn't.

[The book is twisted and crinkled.]

<<crinkle>>

<<creak>>

[Librarian Girlfriend twitches.]

<<crack>>

[The book's spine is broken]

Librarian Girlfriend: OKAY! You win!

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Berserk Button: <<ON>>Boeing-787lover 07:44, 23 June 2018 (UTC) -- Xkcdreader52 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

...wah? —Kazvorpal (talk) 15:46, 1 November 2019 (UTC)

um idk 《プロキシ》(XKCD中毒者) 16:20, 11 November 2025 (UTC)

Well well well, if it isn't the Permissions Vandal... --DollarStoreBa'al^Converse 17:01, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
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