355: Couple

Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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Couple
Facebook defines relationships. 'Yeah, we would have broken up last night, but the net connection was down'
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Title text: Facebook defines relationships. 'Yeah, we would have broken up last night, but the net connection was down'

Explanation

This comic describes the absurdity in relationships, especially when it comes to facebook.

Transcript

[Man and woman in bed]
Man: So is this it? Are we a couple now?
Woman: I just don't know. I like this. I just... don't know.
[silence]
Man: Well will you be my 'it's complicated' on facebook?


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Discussion

Worst of all, it precludes people who do not use Facebook (for various reasons) from starting relationships. That is NOT my IP address. Is this a problem with VoiceStream (T-Mobile) customers? 108.162.221.8 02:27, 20 February 2014 (UTC)

WOW, that comic is seven years old by now and I'm still alive without using it — or Google+ – or ???. I'm just feeling free, no NSA or any other Big Brother. --Dgbrt (talk) 20:45, 22 February 2014 (UTC)

Congrats man :-) but - don't you use a credit card or a phone? - if so then NSA knows it all - in Denmark the tabloid can buy credit card info for about 1000€ a month - or so it would seem at the moment. Of course they only use it to hunt down the royalties to shoot pictures - not to just shoot! ;-) Great and still relevant commic though. Kynde (talk) 20:52, 4 May 2014 (UTC)
Yeah, one of the goofiest kinds of virtue signalling is the passive-aggressive "I don't use Facebook" or "I don't watch TV". —Kazvorpal (talk) 05:18, 10 November 2019 (UTC)