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| date      = May 20, 2009
 
| date      = May 20, 2009
 
| title    = Mission to Culture
 
| title    = Mission to Culture
| image    = mission_to_culture.png
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| image    = mission to culture.png
 
| titletext = It can't be very MUCH money ... they apparently can't even afford a sampler. I mean, with a little remixing, some of this could be kinda good!
 
| titletext = It can't be very MUCH money ... they apparently can't even afford a sampler. I mean, with a little remixing, some of this could be kinda good!
 
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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
A man [most probably 'the boyfriend'] wants to take a woman [most probably 'the girlfriend'] out for his idea of a cultural experience. The inference is that she's culturally impoverished because 'all she ever listens to is techno'. After much griping on various levels, she starts to get into the experience -- sort of. The big 'cultural lesson' she [mis-]gleans from the experience is similar to what a sporting afficionado would gain from watching a sports event.
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[[Cueball]] wants to take [[Megan]] out for his idea of a cultural experience. The inference is that Megan's culturally impoverished because 'all she ever listens to is techno'. After much griping on various levels, she starts to get into the experience sort of. The big 'cultural lesson' she [mis-]gleans from the experience is similar to what a sporting aficionado would gain from watching a sports event.
  
 
Her observation regards the seating configuration of a typical modern orchestra, in which the violinists all sit audience-left, while the viole, celli and bassi are on the right. The title text basically just ices the cake.
 
Her observation regards the seating configuration of a typical modern orchestra, in which the violinists all sit audience-left, while the viole, celli and bassi are on the right. The title text basically just ices the cake.
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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
 
:[Cueball is pulling Megan by the legs. She is holding onto the ground.]
 
:[Cueball is pulling Megan by the legs. She is holding onto the ground.]
:Cueball: We're getting some culture in you if it kills you.
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:Cueball: We're getting some culture in you if it ''kills'' you.
:Woman: Don't wanna.
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:Megan: Don't wanna.
  
:[Cueball is pushing the woman through a door.]
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:[Cueball is pushing Megan through a door.]
 
:Cueball: All you listen to is techno.
 
:Cueball: All you listen to is techno.
:Megan: But... the symphony?
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:Megan: But... the ''symphony?''
  
 
:[The couple stand in line between other people.]
 
:[The couple stand in line between other people.]

Revision as of 19:05, 3 May 2013

Mission to Culture
It can't be very MUCH money ... they apparently can't even afford a sampler. I mean, with a little remixing, some of this could be kinda good!
Title text: It can't be very MUCH money ... they apparently can't even afford a sampler. I mean, with a little remixing, some of this could be kinda good!

Explanation

Cueball wants to take Megan out for his idea of a cultural experience. The inference is that Megan's culturally impoverished because 'all she ever listens to is techno'. After much griping on various levels, she starts to get into the experience — sort of. The big 'cultural lesson' she [mis-]gleans from the experience is similar to what a sporting aficionado would gain from watching a sports event.

Her observation regards the seating configuration of a typical modern orchestra, in which the violinists all sit audience-left, while the viole, celli and bassi are on the right. The title text basically just ices the cake.

Transcript

[Cueball is pulling Megan by the legs. She is holding onto the ground.]
Cueball: We're getting some culture in you if it kills you.
Megan: Don't wanna.
[Cueball is pushing Megan through a door.]
Cueball: All you listen to is techno.
Megan: But... the symphony?
[The couple stand in line between other people.]
Megan: I think we're the only people here under 60.
Cueball: Shhh.
[The couple sit in the audience just before the concert.]
Megan: The right side is definitely better.
Cueball: Better?
Megan: They've all got bigger instruments. I bet they make more money.
Cueball: *Sigh*


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Discussion

If Megan's only got stick-figure arms with no hands or fingernails, how is she leaving multiple scratches on the floor in the first scene? ‎121.223.16.83 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

I think she's grabbing the rug. --Qwach (talk) 16:08, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
With...what, exactly? 141.101.104.209 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
The implication of fingers. Sort of like how characters in old video games can grab things despite having blobs instead of hands. -Pennpenn 108.162.250.155 05:04, 8 April 2015 (UTC)

Edited the explanation section on orchestra seating to make plurals of violist, cellist, and bassist consistent with violinist. 108.162.219.21 05:25, 3 June 2014 (UTC)