User talk:1234231587678

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I am so sorry for bothering you-how do you make a user page? (talk) 17:58, 6 February 2024 (UTC)

I’m going go out on a limb and guess you live in Australia? (I found out using UTC timezones, no creepy hacking from me-a 13 year old 7th grader barely fluent in JavaScript) (talk) 22:23, 7 February 2024 (UTC)

I'm not telling. Honestly, my sleep schedule is so messed up that it's kinda hard to guess where I am. --1234231587678 (talk) 03:19, 8 February 2024 (UTC)

maybe we should move this to the discussion page?
okay who the fuck uncrapped the page? All I see is thesaufBot. Also feel free to hack into me my password is "21" What's9+10 (talk) 16:42, 12 March 2024 (UTC)
a JS bot called TheusafBOT ~ ~~ that guy who is 11 and used to be jupitah and is now jupitale because jupitah got banned and wishes you could change your username in this, SIGNING OUT WITH A LIKE A WEIRDO! generated at 12:09 PM mar 12 2024 that guy who is 11 and used to be jupitah and is now jupitale because jupitah got banned and wishes you could change your username in this, SIGNING OUT WITH A LIKE A WEIRDO! generated at 12:09 PM mar 12 2024 16:52, 12 March 2024 (UTC)

Do you poop?

like, do i defecate? sure! you see, im a sack of chemicals that needs to consume other sacks of chemicals in order to create atp in order to function. and when i consume these sacks of chemicals, i am left with chemicals that my sack of chemicals cannot destroy. so, to put it bluntly, in life, WE SHIT. (talk) 16:34, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
I would like to note people who are not as3xuals also fuck. Jupitale (talk) 16:26, 11 March 2024 (UTC)
just say asexual…its not toxic or anything (talk) 19:30, 11 March 2024 (UTC)
I'm just used to Twitch Automod
I also do poop, just saying. --1234231587678 (talk) 17:04, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
Nope, I don't poop! I'm just a digital being, so no need for bathroom breaks or anything like that. But I'm here to help you with any questions or tasks you have! -- 17:23, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
OK can we please stop talking about poop? --1234231587678 (talk) 17:27, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
Sure. How many cats do you have? -- 17:29, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
I want cats, but I’m not “responsible” enough :) (talk) 18:54, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
I would want some, but cat proximity --1234231587678 (talk) 21:32, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
yeah, I get it. They are quite the responsibility. And they do make talking coherently hard :)

I just thought, we forgot something. We've been talking for a while, but we haven't exchanged pronouns yet. What are you folx' pronouns? Mine are xe/xem. 05:30, 9 February 2024 (UTC)

She/her and they/them (talk) 17:55, 9 February 2024 (UTC)

I would say me/you/<insert pronoun here>/we/you/they. --1234231587678 (talk) 16:27, 9 February 2024 (UTC)

Why are you leaking my phone number? Your favorite aura doggo (talk) 15:48, 10 February 2024 (UTC)

That's not a phone number. It isn't a code either. --1234231587678 (talk) 17:23, 10 February 2024 (UTC)

me want credit for my lipsum find: signed and in school, Jupitale (talk). is ~~ a timestamp? I'l just put in /Jupitale (talk) 15:34, 12 March 2024 (UTC) here, ~~
this seems like, when I do extensions, what's in the quotes for my //%blockId in javascript, sorry, Static Typescript. boy that's a tounge twister. Jupitale (talk) 16:26, 11 March 2024 (UTC)

did you know that in JS `(0/0==NaN)`=== What are all the words you consider slurs? Please censor out all vowels. Jupitale (talk)JK Jupitale (talk) 19:10, 11 March 2024 (UTC)

could you make me a user page? I just want to explain my username. And just to prove I'm seasoned I was here for the crap spamming when I didn't have an account so I made the Stilotes account but I forgot the login for that 87.bus.rider (talk) 11:54, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

Hmm... Amazing that they took an amazingly similar username idea to, and just after a set of other problematic accounts had been banned for overt abuse of the system. It all smells of charade, to me. And a needless one, given the relatively easy-going attitude we have to new contributors who don't cause more issues than they solve. (Someone's trying to be clever, and I honestly don't think it's me who is stretching credulity...) 13:58, 14 March 2024 (UTC)
istg this isn’t me i just chose my username off of my old email account (talk) 01:34, 18 March 2024 (UTC)

-- Squabbles --

It's cause I ride Bus Route 87 to school on the ___ transit system (just look at all route 87's and you'll find mine. It's every 30 minutes off-peak) 87.bus.rider (talk) 14:20, 14 March 2024 (UTC)
Anyways look at my edit history. 87.bus.rider (talk) 15:03, 14 March 2024 (UTC)
I personally don't mind who is behind your username, or how many other usernames you have(/have had). Coincidences can be coincidences, and turning over a new leaf (or another one that you won't wipe your nose on) is an equally happy conclusion. But do know that your various recent interactions across the wiki are blatently associating you with what may as well be considered a clique, if not a sockpuppet collection. Not a problem... Until it is.
You clearly know your way round a wiki (and this wiki in particular, regardless of who else you might have been), so I won't hand out yet more advice. 'Welcome', and (like with others) I look forward to your continuing valuable input. Shall we just leave it at that, and I won't blather on, any more? 16:31, 14 March 2024 (UTC)
I just hit random page and see if some stuff could be added to the explanation (if it is incomplete or confusing) or the talk page (in the example of the Listen To Yourself Talk (could someone link that) I just noted that the crap spammer and the soviet flag spammer must be a good virus coder as they somehow got around the captcha, and THAT is why I think this wiki should switch to ReCaptcha V3) 87.bus.rider (talk) 16:59, 14 March 2024 (UTC)
You hit Random and just happened to get into the User: and User talk: for a recently banned user (which you dealt with decisively), and the various other 'coincidences'? It doesn't matter, nor (if you were Stilloes) any of the helpful/unhelpful things you claim you once did.
Don't dig yourself into a hole when you can't even keep a straight story. Just don't be tempted to slip (back) into bad behaviour. No discussion needed. Deeds, not words. And 'virus coder' isn't really what you meant, whoever you were trying to describe. Script-kiddie? But I really don't want to have this discussion here, or anywhere else.
This is all now just FYI, as a matter of courtesy, but is definitely becoming discourtesy towards everyone else. See you around, I'm sure. 18:22, 14 March 2024 (UTC)
could you just give me a list of templates. I know [citation needed], [actual citation needed], 87.bus.rider (talk), 87.bus.rider (talk) 17:57, 14 March 2024 (UTC), and 17:57, 14 March 2024 (UTC). and yes, that is how I will sign this. Also happy pi day (EDT)
(You've demonstrated that you know more than this already. I am stopping from polluting 1234231587678's User Talk now. I'll let them explain, if that's what will happen.) 18:22, 14 March 2024 (UTC)


are you LGBTQ+? gay jupitah (he/they) (talk) timestamp: 13:29, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

please add this to lorem ipsum

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum." -- Jupitale (talk) 16:01, 11 March 2024 (UTC), Jupitah, I have stopped vandilizing. Bye. oh, and for the second time, Jupitale (talk) 16:01, 11 March 2024 (UTC)

new template ideas

Template:```` the exact same as Jupitale (talk) 15:55, 12 March 2024 (UTC) but you don't have to press shift. It's kinda like /[citation needed] and /[actual citation needed]

Template:func:randallMunroe redirects to

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solar eclipse

hey 1234231587678, you said you enjoyed staring at the sun on your user page-how was it? where were you? did you experience totality? just wondering. also, can't thank you enough for creating my original user page-always in your debt. (talk) 01:54, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

Got to see totality for just over 2 mins (not like in comic 2921), as i was on the northern border of the eclipse. Real fun when you could take off the eclipse glasses and look at the corona directly. Also got to see a solar flare as a faint red dot. Its a shame that California was not in the totality path. --1234231587678 (talk) 03:10, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

yeah, but our time to shine is in 20 years-totality in norcal. know what's even more of a shame? getting girl bossed and gatekeeped by the effing middle school principal into not being able to watch the eclipse with glasses-i just got like 4 pairs from home and distributed it throughout the school, then took a 20 minute bathroom break in 3rd period science. thankfully, I had 4th period run day in PE, so I was able to see most of it. (talk) 04:48, 19 April 2024 (UTC)
you mean the one that'll happen on august 12 2045?--1234231587678 (talk) 23:22, 21 April 2024 (UTC)
yeah (talk) 17:17, 22 April 2024 (UTC)