Editing User talk:Danish

{{kick}} [[User:BlackHat|Guess who]] ([[User talk:BlackHat|you know who]] 17:38 11 March 2021 (UTC

:Aww, thanks!) [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 18:14, 11 March 2021 (UTC))


Oh? You don't like keming? https://type.method.ac/ ought to be interesting, then. And make sure to check out Hellvetica! [[User:BlackHat]] ([[User talk:BlackHat|talk]] 17:26, 13 March 2021 (UTC
:Oh I've seen Hellvetica, it definitely lives up to its name. That link is quite fun, I get to ''fix'' the kerning!)) [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 17:36, 13 March 2021 (UTC) 

== Nerd Sniping ==

Why. Why did I fall for that. I did see your little comment at the end tho. it hurts me on a personal level - <span style="background-color: #888; padding: 12px;"><span style="background-color: #999; padding: 8px;"><span style="background-color: #aaa; padding: 4px; font-family: symbol; color: white;">[[User:Donthaveusername|Donthaveusername]]</span></span></span>

:You fell for it because you had to. Look out for that truck! [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 16:16, 24 December 2020 (UTC)

What was it? I can't for the life of me figure it out. --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 18:53, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:<!-- Absolutely nothing -->, hehe [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 19:30, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:<!--hmph. -Char-->
::I FOUND IT! --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 22:31, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::Really? What is it then? I haven't the faintest idea. [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 22:35, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

== Are you Black Hat's alt account? ==

<span> — [[User:Sqrt-1|The <b>𝗦𝗾𝗿𝘁-𝟭</b>]] <sup>[[User talk:Sqrt-1|<span style="color: blue">talk</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Sqrt-1|<span style="color: blue">stalk</span>]]</sup></span> 05:00, 31 December 2020 (UTC)

Alt? No, I am not. [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 14:03, 31 December 2020 (UTC)
:So... you tried to match his [[user:BlackHat|user page]]?<span> — [[User:Sqrt-1|The <b>𝗦𝗾𝗿𝘁-𝟭</b>]] <sup>[[User talk:Sqrt-1|<span style="color: blue">talk</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Sqrt-1|<span style="color: blue">stalk</span>]]</sup></span> 12:44, 17 January 2021 (UTC)
::Kinda, yes. I liked its layout. Is this not allowed? [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 15:27, 17 January 2021 (UTC)
:::Yes, obviously it is allowed (Hell, my Wikipedia user page consists of so much stolen wikitext...). I just had my suspicion of you being BlackHat.<span> — [[User:Sqrt-1|The <b>𝗦𝗾𝗿𝘁-𝟭</b>]] <sup>[[User talk:Sqrt-1|<span style="color: blue">talk</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Sqrt-1|<span style="color: blue">stalk</span>]]</sup></span> 06:47, 18 January 2021 (UTC)

== Of course not ==

Why would you think that? [[User:BlackHat]] ([[User talk:BlackHat|talk]] 17:43, 11 March 2021 (UTC
:)) [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 18:27, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

== Found You! ==

ka-'''CHUNK'''! --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 18:15, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:''steals your scones'' [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 18:20, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
::I thought those were lug nuts. --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 18:22, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::Ah well, just to be sure. ''steals your lug nuts'' [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 18:27, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
::Also, I think you might want to know; your boyfriend's on the ceiling. --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 18:22, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::''sigh'' Of course he is. (I don't think I'll get him down just yet.) [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 18:27, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
To be fair, you ''did'' avoid being stapled by Beret. He said he's found Mr. Lin-Manuel Miranda, but has yet to bring him back to our offices due to the Great Attractor. --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 21:30, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:I never specified Beret Guy, just a weirdo with a beret. You definitely fit that [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 21:34, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
::hmph. ka-'''CHUNK''' Here's some lug nuts, and a soup cable. Although; thanks for the compliment (:--[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 21:52, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::You're welcome! [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 22:00, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
On another note, I wonder when he'll realize he's on the ceiling... --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 22:05, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:Oh, he doesn't have his phone up there. No way for him to reply here [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 22:08, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
::I suppose he could borrow mine, but it's almost dead and prone to explosions. --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 22:10, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::Or mine, but it's just an old xkcd-2000. [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 22:21, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
::::I'd like to keep talking, but the server room is full of bismuth again. And that cursed chair-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 22:27, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::::''Again?'' You really must bring it up at the next meeting. [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 22:29, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

== Welcome Template, because I don't want it at the top ==

{{Welcome}}

Why is this here D: <span style="text-shadow:0 0 6px black">[[User:Beanie|<span style="font-size:11pt;color:#dddddd">Beanie</span>]]</span> <sup><span style="text-shadow:0 0 3px #000000">[[User talk:Beanie|<span style="font-size:8pt;color:#dddddd">talk</span>]]</span></sup> 11:06, 21 June 2021 (UTC)
:Why is what here? The welcome template? [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 18:52, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

== Swedish win ==

Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.

Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?