User talk:Danish

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You have been kicked in the face by a ball in accordance with the community standards for... no real reason. Feel free to revert this odd edit.

Guess who (you know who 17:38 11 March 2021 (UTC
Aww, thanks!) Danish (talk) 18:14, 11 March 2021 (UTC))


Oh? You don't like keming? https://type.method.ac/ ought to be interesting, then. And make sure to check out Hellvetica! User:BlackHat (talk 17:26, 13 March 2021 (UTC

Oh I've seen Hellvetica, it definitely lives up to its name. That link is quite fun, I get to fix the kerning!)) Danish (talk) 17:36, 13 March 2021 (UTC)

Nerd Sniping[edit]

Why. Why did I fall for that. I did see your little comment at the end tho. it hurts me on a personal level - Donthaveusername

You fell for it because you had to. Look out for that truck! Danish (talk) 16:16, 24 December 2020 (UTC)

What was it? I can't for the life of me figure it out. --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:53, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

, hehe Danish (talk) 19:30, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
I FOUND IT! --Char Latte49 (talk) 22:31, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Really? What is it then? I haven't the faintest idea. Danish (talk) 22:35, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Are you Black Hat's alt account?[edit]

β€” The π—¦π—Ύπ—Ώπ˜-𝟭 talk stalk 05:00, 31 December 2020 (UTC)

Alt? No, I am not. Danish (talk) 14:03, 31 December 2020 (UTC)

So... you tried to match his user page? β€” The π—¦π—Ύπ—Ώπ˜-𝟭 talk stalk 12:44, 17 January 2021 (UTC)
Kinda, yes. I liked its layout. Is this not allowed? Danish (talk) 15:27, 17 January 2021 (UTC)
Yes, obviously it is allowed (Hell, my Wikipedia user page consists of so much stolen wikitext...). I just had my suspicion of you being BlackHat. β€” The π—¦π—Ύπ—Ώπ˜-𝟭 talk stalk 06:47, 18 January 2021 (UTC)

Of course not[edit]

Why would you think that? User:BlackHat (talk 17:43, 11 March 2021 (UTC

)) Danish (talk) 18:27, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Found You![edit]

ka-CHUNK! --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:15, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

steals your scones Danish (talk) 18:20, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
I thought those were lug nuts. --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:22, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Ah well, just to be sure. steals your lug nuts Danish (talk) 18:27, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Also, I think you might want to know; your boyfriend's on the ceiling. --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:22, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
sigh Of course he is. (I don't think I'll get him down just yet.) Danish (talk) 18:27, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

To be fair, you did avoid being stapled by Beret. He said he's found Mr. Lin-Manuel Miranda, but has yet to bring him back to our offices due to the Great Attractor. --Char Latte49 (talk) 21:30, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

I never specified Beret Guy, just a weirdo with a beret. You definitely fit that Danish (talk) 21:34, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
hmph. ka-CHUNK Here's some lug nuts, and a soup cable. Although; thanks for the compliment (:--Char Latte49 (talk) 21:52, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
You're welcome! Danish (talk) 22:00, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

On another note, I wonder when he'll realize he's on the ceiling... --Char Latte49 (talk) 22:05, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Oh, he doesn't have his phone up there. No way for him to reply here Danish (talk) 22:08, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
I suppose he could borrow mine, but it's almost dead and prone to explosions. --Char Latte49 (talk) 22:10, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Or mine, but it's just an old xkcd-2000. Danish (talk) 22:21, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
I'd like to keep talking, but the server room is full of bismuth again. And that cursed chair-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA --Char Latte49 (talk) 22:27, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Again? You really must bring it up at the next meeting. Danish (talk) 22:29, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Welcome Template, because I don't want it at the top[edit]

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Why is this here D: Beanie talk 11:06, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Why is what here? The welcome template? Danish (talk) 18:52, 21 June 2021 (UTC)