155: Search History
Title text: SomethingAwful has a wonderful compilation of crazy AOL searches in their Weekend Web archives, 2006-08-13.
The comic references the AOL search data leak, where users had potentially identifying and embarrassing search histories published. Randall, drawn as Cueball, thus publishes his own potentially embarrassing searches in solidarity with the AOL users.
All of his searches relate to his fear of dinosaurs, mainly velociraptors, as a consequence of the Jurassic Park movie he saw when younger. The search "Utahraptor" may be a reference to Dinosaur Comics, which xkcd has parodied in 145: Parody Week: Dinosaur Comics. Alternatively, "Utahraptor" may be referenced because the raptors portrayed in Jurassic Park were much more like utahraptors than velociraptors in terms of size.
- Although it is true that a real search history would list the most recent search at the top, it is clear that Randall intended us to read from top to bottom, as if it was that order he made the searches.
- Randall is most likely aware of this, but this is a comic, and it is much more funny if we are reading his searches in search order, and to ensure this he list them with the first search at the top.
- Here follows each search in order with an explanation given:
|velociraptors||He is searching for Velociraptors now, so he should have all the information he needs to hold off small fast dinosaurs.|
|site:imdb.com "jurassic park"||imdb is a website for reviews, so Randall is now looking at reviews/writing a review for Jurassic Park.|
|raptors||Randall is continuing to research raptors, as he really wants to be safe against them.|
|dromaeosaurids||This isn't a type of raptor, but it now seems that Randall is now paranoid about smaller, fast dinosaurs in general. Dromaeosauridae is the taxonomic family that encloses all types of raptor.|
|utahraptor||He now wants to get information about different raptors, so in this case Utahraptors (bigger raptors basically).|
|"home depot" deadbolts||Randall is so paranoid about raptors existing and being able to pick locks that he is installing deadbolts. He is choosing to buy the deadbolts from Home Depot, a common American home improvement store.|
|security home improvements||He is now reinforcing his home against possible entry points (e.g. the windows).|
|surviving a raptor attack||Randall has entered survival mode. Literally. He now just wants to survive the perceived raptors.|
|robert bakker paleontologist||Randall is now looking for more general information on Robert Bakker. He has presumably included "paleontologist" to filter out results about Robert Bakker the Dutch rower.|
|robert bakker "possible raptor sympathizer"||Robert Bakker is an American paleontologist who has written a book (Raptor Red) about the life of a female Utahraptor (see below). This has apparently caused Randall to suspect he is a "raptor sympathizer".|
|site:en.wikipedia.org surviving a raptor attack||“site:” is a google operator https://searchengineland.com/what-you-can-learn-from-googles-site-operator-14052. He has inevitably gone on wikipedia on how to survive a raptor attack, as Randall heavily relies on wikipedia for anything he wants to know.|
|learning from mistakes in jurassic park||If you google this search term, the results are about where Jurassic Park got its dinosaurs wrong, but he probably wanted to know where Jurassic Park made mistakes in keeping the dinosaurs in captivity.|
|big-game rifles||Having thought about getting close to raptors to hit them, he realized that it's not a very clever idea, so he is now planning to shoot them from a distance.|
|tire irons||Since velociraptors do not fear fire, he wants tire irons to hit them with. Tire irons are heavy, so they should hurt raptors.|
|treating raptor wounds||In the unlikely event that he gets wounded by a raptors and actually survives, he wants to know how to treat the wounds.|
|do raptors fear fire||Having seen how to make molotov cocktails, he is having doubts on whether they will work.|
|how to make a molotov cocktail||As a precaution, he wants to know how to make molotov cocktails to fight off raptors if needed.|
|do raptors fear death||To see if the scare tactic will work, he sees whether raptors fear death. Unfortunately, they don't, which is also shown in the next search.|
|can raptors pick locks||Randall wants to know if raptors can enter his house if he locks it|
|How to tell if my neighbors are raptors||Randall is starting to become paranoid about raptors, and this is his first search term on the matter. He wants to know if his neighbors are raptors, presumably to move house if they are, even though Velociraptors died out 71 million years ago.|
- [In a slim panel at the top of the comic Randall (drawn as Cueball) stands to the left and his speech is written in the rest of the panel to his right.]
- Randall: In solidarity with the many AOL users whose often embarrassing web searches were released to the public, I offer a sample of my own search history:
- [The long panel beneath the first panel shows a screenshot of Google's front page. The Google logo is partly cut through the top third of the logo. It is in the typical Google color code. Beneath the logo are six links for where to search, one of them is black, because it is chosen, the others blue. One has a red super script indicating there are news there. Below is the search bar. To the right of this, there are three lines with links, for what type of search preferences etc.]
- Web Images VideoNew! News Maps more>>
- Advanced search
- Language Tools
- [Below the search bar is a box with a thin line around, which comes up when Randall presses the bar, it has the following 20 entries that Google suggests for autocompletion:]
- site:imdb.com "jurassic park"
- "home depot" deadbolts
- security home improvement
- surviving a raptor attack
- robert bakker paleontologist
- robert bakker "possible raptor sympathizer"
- site:en.wikipedia.org surviving a raptor attack
- learning from mistakes in jurassic park
- big-game rifles
- tire irons
- treating raptor wounds
- do raptors fear fire
- how to make a molotov cocktail
- do raptors fear death
- can raptors pick locks
- how to tell if my neighbors are raptors
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