User talk:Headphones the stickman

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--DollarStoreBa'al^Converse 19:08, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

hey all! I'm a little guy who loves XKCD but i usually am not smart enough to make anything meaningful. no what I'm here for is mainly just the april fool's/book release game comics I cant edit my user page but I can edit this so this is where i'm putting my description.

also, if you see a dude with a beret stapled to his head, please tell him to give me 20 bucks. and make sure he does not, in fact, give me 20 male deer. Headphones the stickman (talk) 19:38, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

business oppurtunity

help my beret wearing friend is running a business and he just keeps getting money. is this some sort of pyramid scheme? he refuses to apply to sense or reason.