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| − | Three people are discussing the upcoming public announcement of their company's new product, apparently an electronic device shown on the pedestal between them. Hairy mentions that smart devices can make people uncomfortable. Common reasons include: | + | Three people are discussing the upcoming public announcement of their company's new product, apparently an electronic device shown on the pedestal between them. Tech companies will often debut a major new project with a presentation, inviting reporters and other influential figures to see the new product for the first time, and have its features demonstrated. These presentations are intended to generate both awareness and positive publicity, and so are styled to be attention-getting, with a good deal of showmanship and dramatic descriptions. |
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| + | Hairy mentions that smart devices can make people uncomfortable. Common reasons include: | ||
* It is impossible for consumers to know what the device is really doing (since it is a "black box" with inaccessible software). | * It is impossible for consumers to know what the device is really doing (since it is a "black box" with inaccessible software). | ||
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To allay these concerns, the device should be presented as non-threatening. Cueball asks to confirm the '''non''', implying that this was not clear to him before. In fact, it even appears he thought he was being asked to put together a ''threatening'' presentation, but does not explain. | To allay these concerns, the device should be presented as non-threatening. Cueball asks to confirm the '''non''', implying that this was not clear to him before. In fact, it even appears he thought he was being asked to put together a ''threatening'' presentation, but does not explain. | ||
| − | Later, Cueball presents the device on-stage, with statements that | + | Later, Cueball presents the device on-stage, with statements that are clearly styled to carry double meanings which tend to sound foreboding, even if the product being presented is benign or beneficial. |
| − | * He confirms that the product can "change the world for good or evil" ( | + | * He confirms that the product can "change the world for good or evil" (specifying that evil is an option suggests that this product has potential for evil). |
| − | * The "plaintive cries of [the company's] customers" | + | * The "plaintive cries of [the company's] customers" sounds worrying, while such cries might be demands for a new product, the same phrase would be used if people were distressed by the product. |
| − | * The company wants to "give [customers] what they deserve | + | * The company wants to "give [customers] what they deserve" doesn't specify whether he believes they deserve reward or punishment. |
| − | * Instead of being merely uncovered, the product is being exposed to the atmosphere (implying a chemical or physical reaction) and is to affect customers within five city blocks (nearly 1 km). | + | * Instead of being merely uncovered, the product is being exposed to the atmosphere (implying a chemical or physical reaction) and is to affect customers within five city blocks (nearly 1 km). That kind of specific radius of impact is usually associated with a disaster, such as an explosion or chemical attack. |
| − | * When someone in the audience decides to leave in the middle of the presentation, Cueball reassures them that a "staggering" large number of people will survive | + | * When someone in the audience decides to leave in the middle of the presentation, Cueball reassures them that a "staggering" large number of people will survive. Bringing up the number of people who will survive implies that there will be fatalities, which is not an expected feature of most product launches.{{Citation needed}} |
| − | In the title text, someone is saying that the actual reveal was uneventful. Cueball interrupts, implying that there is one last feature to demonstrate, | + | In the title text, someone is saying that the actual reveal was uneventful. Cueball interrupts, implying that there is one last feature to demonstrate. This is likely a reference to [[Steve Jobs]], who was famous for presenting such product launches as CEO of {{w|Apple Inc}}. Jobs would often appear to finish his presentation, then say "one more thing," before surprising the audience with another unexpected feature. In this case, however, the presentation is so foreboding that people are relieved when it seems to end without danger. When Cueball has more to demonstrate, they assume that the real threat is still coming. |
Besides the main joke of a product that is likely so unsafe as to be illegal, the comic could also be poking fun at the desire of tech companies to make their products sound important, which can undermine the message of benign safety. | Besides the main joke of a product that is likely so unsafe as to be illegal, the comic could also be poking fun at the desire of tech companies to make their products sound important, which can undermine the message of benign safety. | ||
| − | This comic was released on the day of Apple's 2021 WWDC (Worldwide Developer Conference) keynote, at which the company traditionally announces new features and products | + | This comic was released on the day of Apple's 2021 WWDC (Worldwide Developer Conference) keynote, at which the company traditionally announces new features and products. |
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
Latest revision as of 08:33, 29 August 2023
| Product Launch |
 Title text: "Okay, that was weird, but the product reveal was normal. I think the danger is pas--" "One more thing." "Oh no." |
Explanation[edit]
Three people are discussing the upcoming public announcement of their company's new product, apparently an electronic device shown on the pedestal between them. Tech companies will often debut a major new project with a presentation, inviting reporters and other influential figures to see the new product for the first time, and have its features demonstrated. These presentations are intended to generate both awareness and positive publicity, and so are styled to be attention-getting, with a good deal of showmanship and dramatic descriptions.
Hairy mentions that smart devices can make people uncomfortable. Common reasons include:
- It is impossible for consumers to know what the device is really doing (since it is a "black box" with inaccessible software).
- The device could stop working in the future due to poor quality or software problems;
- The device could be used to spy on its owner or others, including ones who did not consent to this by purchasing the device.
- The device could represent a security or even safety risk by allowing hackers or other groups access to the network or any systems that the device controls.
- The device could significantly alter the life of the user via digital addiction.
To allay these concerns, the device should be presented as non-threatening. Cueball asks to confirm the non, implying that this was not clear to him before. In fact, it even appears he thought he was being asked to put together a threatening presentation, but does not explain.
Later, Cueball presents the device on-stage, with statements that are clearly styled to carry double meanings which tend to sound foreboding, even if the product being presented is benign or beneficial.
- He confirms that the product can "change the world for good or evil" (specifying that evil is an option suggests that this product has potential for evil).
- The "plaintive cries of [the company's] customers" sounds worrying, while such cries might be demands for a new product, the same phrase would be used if people were distressed by the product.
- The company wants to "give [customers] what they deserve" doesn't specify whether he believes they deserve reward or punishment.
- Instead of being merely uncovered, the product is being exposed to the atmosphere (implying a chemical or physical reaction) and is to affect customers within five city blocks (nearly 1 km). That kind of specific radius of impact is usually associated with a disaster, such as an explosion or chemical attack.
- When someone in the audience decides to leave in the middle of the presentation, Cueball reassures them that a "staggering" large number of people will survive. Bringing up the number of people who will survive implies that there will be fatalities, which is not an expected feature of most product launches.[citation needed]
In the title text, someone is saying that the actual reveal was uneventful. Cueball interrupts, implying that there is one last feature to demonstrate. This is likely a reference to Steve Jobs, who was famous for presenting such product launches as CEO of Apple Inc. Jobs would often appear to finish his presentation, then say "one more thing," before surprising the audience with another unexpected feature. In this case, however, the presentation is so foreboding that people are relieved when it seems to end without danger. When Cueball has more to demonstrate, they assume that the real threat is still coming.
Besides the main joke of a product that is likely so unsafe as to be illegal, the comic could also be poking fun at the desire of tech companies to make their products sound important, which can undermine the message of benign safety.
This comic was released on the day of Apple's 2021 WWDC (Worldwide Developer Conference) keynote, at which the company traditionally announces new features and products.
Transcript[edit]
- [Hairy and Ponytail are standing to the left of a wrapped object. Cueball is standing on the right.]
- Hairy: The press is here for the product launch!
- Hairy: Remember, people are wary of smart devices, so we want to strike a non-threatening tone.
- [Pan over to just Cueball; Hairy and Ponytail are off of the left side of the panel.]
- Cueball: Hang on, did you say non-threatening?
- Hairy: Yes. Why-
- Cueball: Nothing. It's probably fine.
- [Caption: Soon...]
- [Cueball is standing on a platform next to the previously seen wrapped object.]
- Cueball: They say technology can change the world, for good or for evil. Our new product will show how true that is.
- Cueball: We hear the plaintive cries of our customers. We want to give them what they deserve.
- [Zoom in on Cueball, who has his hand up in a gesture.]
- Cueball: Now, let us expose our product to the atmosphere for the first time, surprising and delighting customers within a five-block radius.
- (Voice off-panel): I'm leaving.
- Cueball: No, don't worry! A staggering number of people will survive!
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Today, June 8, Amazon added a new feature to Ring and Echo devices that would allow them to communicate with similar devices owned by other people, thus sharing the owners' WIFI with each other. Through Amazon's "generosity" they are turning this on by default. No clue as to what the purpose of this feature is? Good or Evil? https://threatpost.com/amazon-sidewalk-to-sweep-you-into-its-mesh/166581/ Rtanenbaum (talk) 15:44, 8 June 2021 (UTC)
- It's a feature, which is good. It's turned on by default, which is evil. 108.162.215.6 22:59, 8 June 2021 (UTC)
Some of the items that turn up with the note "Citation Needed" are hilarious. In this entry, Wiki is asking for a citation to back up the claim that the survival rate for most product launches is 100%. This sort of tag always adds to my enjoyment of these entries Paradox (talk) 13:46, 9 June 2021 (UTC)
- Ahoy, Paradox! I don't think you intended to make your comment so time-stamped (used loadsa ~s as horizontal-rules?), but do revert this edit if you did. Take care if you didn't.
- Otherwise, I agree that in moderation the Citation tag works. I personally like the current load here, but bear in mind that Mileages May Vary and others doubtless think less is more. It takes all kinds to make a world, of course. 141.101.98.206 17:06, 9 June 2021 (UTC)
The theme of foreboding smart device here seems similar to how we don't really know what will happen next regarding AI. 172.70.110.226 00:26, 10 June 2021 (UTC)
I think the "one more thing" part of the title text may be a reference to Columbo, who would often lure a suspect into a false sense of security, before hitting them with a 'one more thing' where the hammer drops (in this tech case, that the bad thing is now about to be revealed). 162.158.158.153 00:28, 10 June 2021 (UTC)
Given Cueball had apparently been aiming to give a "threatening" presentation and suddenly had to change it to "non-threatening", I think it's possible he just changed a couple of words in his speech. The words "surprising and delighting" look a bit odd in the final frame. I suspect he simply replaced the word "annihilating" with "surprising and delighting", and "a few" with "a staggering number of". See how that reads to you. 162.158.165.140 04:13, 10 June 2021 (UTC)
Are we missing the difference between "unthreatening" and "non-threatening"? Unthreatening would describe the product in ways that are not threatening. Non-threatening would describe the product in terms of threats, but neither confirm nor deny whether the product would result in such threats. 172.69.33.247 20:15, 19 June 2021 (UTC)
Unthreatening and non-threatening are synonyms. The difference you described is one of perspective, not one of actual semantics between the words.
162.158.222.15 21:11, 5 July 2024 (UTC) 162.158.222.201 21:12, 5 July 2024 (UTC)
Actually the best comic in 2021. 10/10, especially the last panel. 172.70.90.28 16:15, 7 February 2024 (UTC)
could hypothetically be connr clark?[edit]
this could be a presentation from eusocial media ventures
what are your thoughts chat
CalibansCreations (talk) 10:28, 2 October 2024 (UTC)
