856: Trochee Fixation

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Trochee Fixation

Title text: If you Huffman-coded all the 'random' things everyone on the internet has said over the years, you'd wind up with, like, 30 or 40 bytes *tops*.

Explanation

Cueball and Megan observe a female patient with a psychiatric disorder that causes incessant uttering of trochees, which are two-syllable words with an accent on the first syllable. Megan proposes a "radical trocheeotomy", while unnamed equipment looms over the patient. Cueball misinterprets Megan's intent as a "tracheotomy", but agreeing with the idea. Megan explains the procedure will modify the patient's vocabulary. In the end the procedure fails, and the patient continues to blabber on with random trochees. The final comment "someone get a brick" implies "Plan B" is to smash the patient's head.

There are references to "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" and "Power Rangers" (both examples of actual, trochaic TV show titles) in the bottom left frame. Additionally, there is a reference to sci/fi author Neal Stephenson who wrote "Snow Crash", "Anathem" and many other books.

Huffman coding is a lossless data compression algorithm. The title text comment "30 or 40 bytes *tops*" asserts the amount of random material on the internet is minimal - in effect, internet memes are all repeats of the same superficially random stuff.

Transcript

Girl: Robot ninja! Pirate doctor laser monkey! Narwhal zombie badger hobo bacon kitty captain penguin raptor jesus!

Megan: We'd been seeing this brain damage for years, but only recently did our linguists identify the pattern behind it.

Megan: The patients fixate on animals and types of people whose names are trochees (two syllables, with the accent on the first).

The malfunction causes a rush of dopamine whenever these trocheese are heard or spoken.

[Chart shows "internet" and "brain," with arrows marked "trochees" traveling both ways between them. An arrow marked "dopamine" loops from the brain back to the brain.]

The warning signs appear in childhood:

[Child sits in front of TV.]

Child: Yeah! Mighty teenage morphin' ninja power mutant turtle rangers!

Social reinforcement focuses the fixation on a few dozen words.

Cueball (off-panel): Is there a cure?

[Girl is reclining under a big machine pointed at her face.]

Megan: We're about to try a radical trocheeotomy.

Cueball: Rip out her vocal chords? I'm in favor.

Megan: No, we're modifying her vocabulary* to erase the words she's fixated on.

• Digitoneurolinguistic hacking! It's totally real! Ask Neal Stephenson.

Megan: Either the gap will be filled by normal words, or she'll just generate a new set of trochees.

Megan: Here goes.

[She pulls the lever on a large panel.]

kachunk bzzzZZZZZZ

[Girl is waking up.]

Girl: ... GzZhRmPh ...

Girl ... banjo turtle!

Girl: Jetpack ferret pizza lawyer! Dentist hamster wombat plumber turkey jester hindu cowboy hooker bobcat scrapple!

Megan (off-panel): Sigh.

Megan: Time for plan B.

Megan: Someone get a brick.

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Discussion

Bad advice mallard would like a word with you. Davidy²²[talk] 07:08, 17 April 2013 (UTC)

"Cowboy" but no "Bebop"? (Also a real cartoon show, albeit an adult anime -- NOT FOR KIDS.) I'm disappointed. --BigMal27 // 173.245.55.88 11:55, 18 June 2014 (UTC)

Why... why does the little girl say "hooker" at the end of the comic? 13:16, 18 June 2014 (UTC)

Why not? Perhaps she's seen some television cop shows which use the term. Or perhaps she likes rugby (it's the name of one of the playing positions). Grutness (talk) 01:56, 26 July 2015 (UTC)

In particular I think the Neil Stephenson reference is to Snowcrash, where hackers are able to transmit a linguistic virus that disrupts speech patterns into what appears to be intense aphasia or glossolalia. According to the science* of the book, a similair technique could be used to manipulate the brain in a variety of ways, including a 'trocheeotomy.' 199.27.133.57 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

And Snow Crash is a trochee. Nitpicking (talk) 17:57, 7 September 2021 (UTC)

The current explanation mentions a reversal of the stress pattern at the end, but that doesn't happen. As discussed in the comic, the girl has simply come up with a new list of trochees. 108.162.246.203 22:54, 18 June 2014 (UTC)

Trochee is autological. 8.8.8.8 11:22, 30 May 2015 (UTC)

I feel like the two words "raptor Jesus" could be a reference to the meme. 02:05, 4 November 2015 (UTC)

"cranially-applied brick" 108.162.249.112 02:39, 10 November 2017 (UTC)

But what if you're fixated on three-syllable words? --162.158.2.222 23:01, 28 November 2015 (UTC)

So trochees make her happy. So what? Why do we care SO MUCH that she stop saying those words and stop being happy? She likes it, why can't we deal with it? Would you want someone to surgically remove whatever makes you happy from YOUR brain? Leave her alone! 08.162.219.56 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

True: "hooker" but no "bismuth"? 172.68.215.77 14:51, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

We owe a major classic of American literature to the scourge of TF. It started in 19th-century Finland when Elias Lönnrot compiled the Kalevala, whose trochaic meter is a very good fit for Finnish prosody, because of the consistent stress on the first syllable in every Finnish word, e.g. "Sukuvirttä suoltamahan, lajivirttä laulamahan." Next Henry Wadsworth Longfellow read that and caught the trochee bug. Longfellow couldn't stop scratching that itch until he'd written the epic Song of Hiawatha in the same trochaic meter from the Kalevala. I guess TF really is a thing, if Longfellow is any indication. Johanna-Hypatia (talk) 02:14, 30 July 2016 (UTC)

No Viking either... this little girl is in serious need of cultural recalibration. 172.69.22.224 22:09, 11 January 2019 (UTC)

I actually thought Randall had autism himself for a while, but replace trochee fixation with stimming and "digitoneurolinguistic hacking" with physical restraint and the implications aren't too nice (the line "we'd been seeing this brain damage for years" doesn't help). --Youforgotthisthing (talk) 21:42, 8 November 2020 (UTC)

Someone pointed out recently that the trochee-fixated girl looks a lot like Gretchen McCulloch from 2421 and 2381. Could it be her? --162.158.183.203 22:18, 6 February 2021 (UTC)

I read 'someone get me a rock' as a suggestion that they perform tracheoectonomy. ^{)|(}Quill_{)|(} 19:58, 31 July 2021 (UTC)

The letters "ABCDEFKLOPTVWXYZ" in the NATO phonetic Alphabet are all trochees. This obviously includes the letters from "XKCD". Can these letters form a meaningful sentence? --ColorfulGalaxy (talk) 02:27, 15 December 2022 (UTC)

"Fox-'t-rot"? (2.5 syllables, arguably; may depend much on subtleties of dialect.) Yet you miss "Hotel" which can be "HO-tel" or "ho-TEL". Whether or not you even fully enunciate the "'aich". 172.70.86.105 13:50, 15 December 2022 (UTC)

The numbers 0, 4, 7 and 9 are also trochees. ChristmasGospel (talk) 20:28, 20 June 2023 (UTC)

"The correct way of removing the fixation would be to alter mesolimbic pathway." does this sentence have a missing "the" in it? 172.69.23.144 (talk) 20:02, 8 December 2023 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

This comic contains a footnote. ChristmasGospel (talk) 20:27, 29 November 2024 (UTC)

So what are you going to do about it, other than make yet another inane and useless comment? 172.68.186.51 20:49, 29 November 2024 (UTC)

It's not my turn to add categories. ChristmasGospel (talk) 20:50, 29 November 2024 (UTC)