433: Journal 5

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Journal 5
'Pick you up at eight?' 'Nine.  I've got to re-mine the driveway.'
Title text: 'Pick you up at eight?' 'Nine. I've got to re-mine the driveway.'

Explanation

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The whole "Journal" story arc

Transcript

(No "official" transcript, so I created this one)
[Black Hat parks his car]
[Black Hat knocks at door]
Black Hat: Hi
Brunette: Hi
Black Hat: I give up. You win. I have to know who you are.
Black Hat: We understand each other. I can't let that slip away--
<<beep>> [from device in Brunette's hand]
<<BOOM>>
Black Hat: What was that?!
Brunette: Remote mines under your car.
Black Hat: Oh, those? I moved them to your garage before knocking.
Brunette: Touche.
Black Hat: ...This relationship is going to be tricky.
Brunette: There's still time to leave and find a non-crazy girl.
Black Hat: Not even slightly interested.


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Discussion

At least he didn't same "remotely" 99.102.154.28 03:03, 13 August 2013 (UTC)

Saying "remotely" would have been such a bad play on words. lol. 184.66.160.91 01:48, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

Are the remote mines a reference to THE remote mines? 173.245.53.198 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Not probably. Remote mines are real world items, some of them are even capable of moving. STEN (talk) 10:59, 17 November 2013 (UTC)

That car doesn't seem like something Black Hat would drive. --flewk (talk) 17:09, 28 December 2015 (UTC)

Perhaps Black Hat took a precaution and borrowed a car so his own wouldn't get destroyed, considering who he was approaching. --162.158.63.82 20:53, 13 July 2018 (UTC)