3247: Particle Census

Particle Census

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Title text: Remember, your answers to the physics census are confidential; we will not be issuing Pauli exclusion principle citations.

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The 'standard' and '2x' sized images had unexpected sizes, so an imagesize parameter has been added to render the image consistently with other comics on this website. See the web archive for more details. --TheusafBOT (talk) 18:54, 18 May 2026 (UTC)

should've been bigger 😒 Caliban (talk) 22:01, 18 May 2026 (UTC)

GRAMMATICAL ERROR! Should there be a category for grammar mistakes (Example 1662: Jack and Jill, where there was a grammar mistake.)? YZ100 22:20, 18 May 2026 (UTC)

Indeterminite? Location (singular)? 197.185.221.9 04:20, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

In most civilized countries the census process is historically used to plan the sizing of public infrastructures (schools, hospitals, water and electricity infrastructures, waste disposal facilities, used water treatment, and all that sort of seemingly unimportant things). It does not surprise me that in the US it is primarily used as a political instrument, however. 2001:861:3F07:A020:CBE1:3BDB:88F9:709A 23:28, 18 May 2026 (UTC)
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[Megan is standing at a lectern, presumably talking to an audience.]

Megan: Remember, Tuesday is the decennial particle census.

Megan: Physicists will be recording the location of all particles in the universe.

Megan: Of course, this will cause their momenta to become indeterminite, so please plan for some disruption.

[An audience member pipes up from off-panel.]

Audience member: Wait, disruption? Where will my particles go?

Megan: No one can say, but you'll know exactly where they were.