3250: Flag Design

Flag Design

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Title text: Every place has a local cryptid; more places need a local Pictish Beast, a creature in historical art that's drawn so weirdly that no one can tell what animal it's supposed to be.

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Explanation

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This comic is a parody of normal flag designs, a subject previously used by 1815: Flag and 2528: Flag Map Sabotage. For example, animals are commonly used on flags, and stars are also occasionally on flags. However regular flags don't have themselves on it, and don't have tributes or references to science.^{[citation needed]} It is designed similarly to the xkcd Phone series, with a number of improbable features indicated with labels. The caption of "I think our flag design committee really knocked it out of the park" references the common problem of design by committee where a design made without a unifying vision but instead many compromises between competing visions results in overcomplexity, banality, and internal contradictions, all of which are present on this flag.

Flag features

From the top, going clockwise:

We can't agree what animal this is, so we put it on our flag to spark national debate

Refers to a drawing of an unusual creature in grey. Randall relates it to the Pictish Beast, a similarly ambiguous animal distinct to the early medieval culture of the Picts of Scotland. Randall wants there to be more things like the Pictish Beast, so he's adding one to his flag.

National Flag

Putting a flag in a flag has often been done before, such as with the Union Jack found in the flags of many current and former British colonies, but the same flag has never been put inside itself. This could cause an issue by leading to a recursive loop of nested flags, but thankfully this feature is omitted in the second iteration.

Island (Not a specific island, just a tribute to islands in general)

Elements on flags often have hidden meanings that aren't obvious at first glance. This is an example of an element with a lack of meaning that isn't obvious at first glance: an outline of an island that doesn't refer to a specific island.

Tap here to pay taxes

Besides the inherent ridiculousness of adding such a feature to a flag, flags are generally flown very high so that they can easily be seen, making touch activated features difficult to activate. This would also at the very least require a wifi transmitter and a thumbprint analyzer in the simplest of implementations, increasing the cost of flag production.

Tribute to topology

This side of the flag appears to have been "folded inward" to create a Möbius strip on the inside of the flag.

GDPR consent

Implies the flag somehow collects data about people who view (or touch) it. This may be related to the "Tap here to pay taxes" feature. Of note is the "customize" option, implying that the flag can change it's appearance dynamically through an unknown technology. Alternatively, this flag could be designed to be embedded as a webpage online, where this and the "Tap here to pay taxes" features would make some sense, and the version on the physical flag could be purely cosmetic.

Interested in citizenship? Take one!

This is a rather unorthodox method of gaining new citizens. This also has the same accessibility problems as the previous two interactive features, in addition to it's own unique ones, (since flags are generally designed to be hard to tear).

Rounded corners

Unusual, but nothing particularly out of the ordinary, as many flags do come in slightly unorthodox shapes. Could be a reference to how many everyday objects have rounded corners to reduce risk of injury, although this is a moot point with flags since they are generally either placed on a surface or made of cloth.

EURion anti-counterfeit mark

The "EURion constellation" is a pattern of symbols is used as an anti-counterfeiting measure often incorporated in a number of secure documents such as banknotes, checks, and ownership title certificate designs. Flags are not secure documents and therefore do not require anti-counterfeiting measures.

Jaunty angle

Implies that the flag is NOT being viewed at an angle, but rather that the flag is in fact a slanted parallelogram in shape. This could have some unintended consequences when flown on a pole.

Tan and white stars on a beige field

Deliberate obfuscation through bad color contrast

CIE 1931 chromaticity diagram, to ensure flag color fidelity

This is likely meant to be used as reference to help address color issues arising from a given medium, though given the flag is tan, white, beige, and grey, it's unclear how much of a difference this could possibly make.

Transcript

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[A flag with many things on it.]

[From left to right, top to bottom, in order labels:]

[Label:]CIE 1931 Chromaticity Diagram, to ensure flag color fidelity. [Icon]

[Label:] We can't agree what animal this is, so we put it on our flag to spark national debate. [Icon:] An equine creature of some sorts.

[Label:] National Flag. [Icon:] A miniature version of the flag, however it is missing a miniature version of itself.

[Label:] Island (not a specific island, just a tribute to islands in general) [Icon:] A nondescript island shaped blob.

[Label:] Tap here to pay taxes. [Icon:] 4 sequential curves, a shape commonly used on NFC scanners to read a credit or debit card to encat payment.

[Label:] Tan and white stars on beige field. [Icon:] 32 stars in a rectangle surrounding all the previously mentioned icons, save for the tax payment NFC scanner.

[Label:] Jaunty angle. [Icon] Instead of a icon on the flag, the label notes the fact that the flags left edge is not at a 90\(\circ \) angle with the top and bottom edges.

[Label:] Tribute to topology [Icon:] Instead of a icon on the flag, the label notes the fact that the right edge of the flag

[Label:] Eurion Anti-counterfeit mark. [Icon:] A set of Eurion dots, in the shape of the constellation Orion, commonly used on currency to prevent the use printers to copy and mass produce counterfeit money.

[Label:] Rounded corners. [Icon:] Instead of a icon on the flag, the label notes the fact that the flags corners are not sharp, rather they are rounded.

[Label:] Interested in citizenship? Take one! [Icon:] Instead of a icon on the flag, the label notes the fact that one who wishes to sign up for citizenship of this fictional nation, can tear off a strip and contact the person on it, referencing posters one can find around a residential areas in a similar format.

[Label:] GDPR consent [Icon:] A menu saying "you have a choice in how we manage your data" with hypothetically intractable buttons saying "ACCEPT" and "CUSTOMIZE" reminiscent of similar menus that appear when you visit a website for the first time, or after you clear your cache.

[Caption below flag:]

I think our flag design committee really knocked it out of the park

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Discussion

Could there possibly be a reference to New Zealand’s laser kiwi flag? 2A02:6B6F:E226:B00:2D7E:D360:EEA6:2104 22:01, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

Oooh, I like a good Flag comic. Not been one for a while, and I used to use one of them as my xkcd fora avatar. 81.179.199.253 22:09, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

what is that animal Mathmaster (talk) 22:22, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

The inner flag doesn't have its own inner flag... AoPS is superior (talk) 22:43, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

Which suggests to me is that this flag is of one nation/entity that incorporates the national flag of another nation (often done... see Hawaii's flag). It only says "National flag" (which, as it happens, has many identical features, just not all), rather than "this' nation's national flag", so it needn's necessarily be "The People's Republic of Drosteland" being totally self-referential through infinite recursion. 81.179.199.253 23:38, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

Isn't the "tribute to topology" a half-turn to make the flag one-sided (Möbius strip)? 130.216.50.126 00:54, 26 May 2026 (UTC)

Wifi transmitter? it looks liek the contactless icon for cards so i was thinking it'd at least work in that NFC-adjacent way, which needs no power source. 193.61.208.1 00:56, 26 May 2026 (UTC)

The state flags of Costa Rica, Colombia, and Haiti, and the national flags of El Salvador and Ecuador have themselves on the flag, via the state seals 104.58.95.236 01:27, 26 May 2026 (UTC)

I think the customize option doesn't refer to customizing the flag itself, but customizing privacy options for the data it collects. It is similar to the options shown on a website when it asks about using cookies. An Architect (talk) 02:24, 26 May 2026 (UTC)

Is 'beige background' a reference to the 'color of the universe' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_latte ? That struck me especially given the mention of stars 202.80.150.54 02:56, 26 May 2026 (UTC)

Why is one of the little tear off tabs missing the full phone number? 2401:D005:D402:7A00:A657:9BBB:CD:EF55 03:57, 26 May 2026 (UTC)
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