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| − | ==Hello==
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| − | I don't know why you're here. I don't know ''how'' you got here. There is nothing to look at. Go do something else. Shoo.
| + | *My favorite xkcd characters are [[Beret Guy]] and [[Danish]] |
| − | | + | *I usually make diction- or organization-related edits, as I tend to end up on the recieving side of the cs- or physics-related explanations |
| − | I said shoo!
| + | *I have made made {{#cscore:Char Latte49|changes}} changes to this wiki, resulting in a score of {{#cscore:Char Latte49|score}} (how this is calculated I am not entirely sure). |
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| − | Well ok, since you're still here, go to [[Beret Guy]].
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| − | Seriously, shoo!
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| − | ==Stuff==
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| − | Fiiiine, since you're still here, have stuff:
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| − | - I help whenever I'm bored, and can contribute to anything that doesn't require actual knowledge.
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| − | - I'm a severe procrastinator, explain xkcd being one of my procrastination methods.
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| − | - My favorite xkcd character is beret guy, and I also have scones. This isn't a bakery though. | |
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| − | - I've read every single comic, although I don't understand all of them - even with the explain. | |
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| − | - I've also read every single Calvin and Hobbes strip. | |
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| − | - I stand in for Beret Guy when he's unavailable. Be warned that I'm slightly more sarcastic than he is.
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| − | - If you're looking for [[User:BlackHat|BlackHat]], <s>[[User:Danish|Danish]]</s>, [[Cueball]], or God, they're on the ceiling. (Update: Danish is sucessfully off the ceiling)
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| − | - I'm rather fond of [https://xkcd.com/478/ staple guns]. | |
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| − | - I will happily give anyone scones; you don't have to '''steal''' them ''[[User:Danish|Danish]]''
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| − | - I work in the bun-counting sector of Beret Guy's business.
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| − | - Newspapers don't taste that good, but are edible in a pinch if you're Beret Guy.
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| − | - I'm studying for my subduction license.
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| − | - I can create soup cables, although only chicken noodle at the moment.
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| − | - '''No''' I don't have a webcam, you two.
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| − | - [https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html This will, I assure you, take up several hours of your time.] <!--Nerd sniping!-->
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| − | - My favorite comics: [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Category:Comics_featuring_Beret_Guy all of these], [https://xkcd.com/1576/ I Could Care Less], [https://xkcd.com/941/ Depth Perception], [https://xkcd.com/260/ The Glass Necklace], [https://xkcd.com/162/ Angular Momentum], [https://xkcd.com/1305/ Undocumented Feature], [https://xkcd.com/769/ War], and [https://xkcd.com/2247/ Weird Hill]. I like a lot more, but am too lazy to put them all on here.
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| − | =Beret Guy's Business=
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| − | Hello, and welcome to Beret Guy's Business! We offer many services, including antiques, the video from ''The Ring'', a bikeshare program (temporary), gold-to-lead transmutation, lead-to-gold transmutation, cloud storage, and a Bun Alert system. Recently, we have also started offering curbside pickup for goods from the cursed shop on the corner, like scones, soup cables, business cards, lug nuts, gulls, fresh pears, ghost-angering amulets, cursed chairs, and groceries. Feel free to stop by anytime!
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