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Detector
No other experiment has a lower false negative rate.
Title text: No other experiment has a lower false negative rate.

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[Hairy is standing next to a large machine. The front of the machine has two lights, labeled "detected" and "not detected". Ponytail and Cueball walk towards the machine]

Ponytail: Over there are our electron microscope, XRF scanner, and mass spectrometer. And this is our most sensitive detector.

Cueball: What does it detect?

Ponytail: Lots of stuff. Gas, dust, particles, light, radio waves, gamma rays, protons, neutrons, electrons, fields, forces, events, potentials, or states.

Cueball: I don't understand. Aren't most of those always present?

Hairy: Yeah, it's been saying "detected" continuously since we turned it on.

Cueball: What happens if it says "not detected"?

Ponytail: Oh gosh.

Hairy: That would be pretty bad, I think.

Title text: No other experiment has a lower false negative rate.


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The deluxe edition of the machine probably has "Detected/Not detected" lights for each of those items. I would guess its cost would be significantly higher. 47.248.235.170 21:39, 3 June 2026 (UTC)Pat
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