Talk:3042: T. Rex Evolution

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Latest comment: 27 January 2025 by SammyChips
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too soon bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Caliban (talk) 12:49, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply

The next stage in T-Rex would be a massive lizard with incredible bite force and barely any limbs... an Alligator 172.70.115.198 13:31, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply

Well, we do have large, legless animals with big mouths and teeth ... they're called 'snakes'. 172.70.178.44 15:25, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply
two enter keys to form a new line Caliban (talk) 13:33, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply

So that explains the loch ness monster? 172.70.250.195 14:47, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply

Probably not. T. Rex lived in America. --Coconut Galaxy (talk) 14:50, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply
Since when has obvious contradictory facts gotten in the way of cryptids? 108.162.238.104 15:04, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply
Not another CG account sigh 42.book.addictTalk to me! 16:02, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply
alright, calm down, it's just the person(s?) who tried to start a conscript ARG on this wiki IIRC Caliban (talk) 17:14, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply
I guess youโ€™re right. I should probably follow WP:GOODFAITH more when it comes to matters like this 42.book.addictTalk to me! 17:47, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply
This tyrannosaurus wouldn't be the last american to come to Scotland and terrorise the locals. Kev (talk) 09:47, 25 January 2025 (UTC)Reply
My account name is randomly generated ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ --Coconut Galaxy (talk) 08:07, 25 January 2025 (UTC)Reply

So this is where snakes come from! -- Petercordia (talk) 17:01, 24 January 2025 (UTC) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)Reply

Looks like this is how the tsuchinoko came to be... TheGoomba98 (talk) 17:12, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply

Do we have any figures on just how strong the bite force would be? 172.68.22.223 17:15, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply

Strangely, those studying this have never returned any results.172.70.162.126 09:34, 27 January 2025 (UTC)Reply

It seems like many here say that the T-Rex would become a snake, but it would have to simultaneously evolve to be able to move via the scales on its stomach, so I don't think it's guaranteed Sophon (talk) 18:45, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply

You're right. It'll become a huge slug. 172.68.205.178 20:31, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply

Isn't this how whales evolved? Of course, they lost their hind limbs first, while T Rex was losing its forelimbs.Vfp15 (talk) 23:21, 24 January 2025 (UTC)Reply

Dolphins too? I remember finding a snake once with tiny non-functional legs. Surely there are some cool pics on Commons for this explanation, anyone? 162.158.91.48 02:24, 25 January 2025 (UTC)Reply
Cetaceans (whales, dolphins, and porpoises) evolved from an anccestral land species whose modern descendants include deer, cattle, hippos, and giraffes. Hippos are thought to be the closest relatives. Barmar (talk) 18:05, 25 January 2025 (UTC)Reply
I was pretty sure that because of the bone structure, it was thought that that the rear legs merged into the flipper, and that's why it's horizontal, versus vertical like in a fish. At least that's what I thought I read once. Looking at it now, it seems it does have some semblance of a vestigial hip / rear limbs and the fluke is just cartilage. Although seals and walruses do seem to have developed in the way I thought. As for the T. Rex, it actually turned into a Drinking bird. SammyChips (talk) 17:15, 27 January 2025 (UTC)Reply