3249: Neutrino Project

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Neutrino Project
We definitely put the pool in a mine for shielding. It was absolutely not to hide it from the funding people.
Title text: We definitely put the pool in a mine for shielding. It was absolutely not to hide it from the funding people.

Explanation

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Neutrinos only rarely interact with matter as they are uncharged and have very little mass. A neutrino detector such as that mentioned in the comic uses photomultiplier tubes to monitor a large volume of water for Cherenkov radiation emitted when an incoming neutrino creates a fast-moving lepton. The comic suggests that the first neutrino detector was only created by researchers misusing grant money to build a swimming pool and throw a pool party. Scientific equipment is expensive and many grants are on the order of millions of dollars, so the pool party must indeed have been huge.

As the title text alludes to, neutrino detectors are built underground for shielding purposes, often repurposing abandoned mines because the excavation work has already been done. However, in this scenario the shielding too was an excuse to "the funding people" and the pool was in fact built in a mine to hide it from them.

Transcript

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[There is al large circular pool at the bottom of the panel, with a diving board and several stickfigures in and around it. Ponytail and Cueball are talking in the pool, two hairy Kidballs are passing a ball, a Kidball is jumping of the diving board, and a Ponytail with a drink and a Danish are walking along the outside of the pool.]
Ponytail: How much trouble do you think we'll be in when they find out we used the grant money to throw a huge pool party instead?
Cueball: We could argue that we did build a neutrino detector.
Cueball: There's a lot of water here. A solar neutrino will probably interact with it at some point.
Ponytail: ...Wait. Actually, if we got some photomultiplier tubes...
[Caption below comic:]
How the neutrino detector was invented



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Discussion

Never been this early to a new comic before. Good way to get some editing practice Black Hat's Hat (talk) 19:14, 22 May 2026 (UTC)

You just beat me, I was writing a transcript at the same time. Barmar (talk) 19:25, 22 May 2026 (UTC)
Booyah. I was editing transcripts already when it popped it, so I was already primed at the gunshot Black Hat's Hat (talk) 19:30, 22 May 2026 (UTC)

Is that really Ponytail and Danish at the top? They're hard to distinguish because they're so tiny, but I thought they might be Blondie and Megan. Barmar (talk) 19:16, 22 May 2026 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure its Ponytail, but it could either be Danish or a wet-haired Megan. Feel free to change it, it's not like the fate of the world hangs on this transcript. Black Hat's Hat (talk) 19:24, 22 May 2026 (UTC)
A note about Blondie: Some people have considered it best to recently deprecate all such Blondie characters in favour of them now officially being folded into the Miss Lenhart category.
I personally suspect that these examples are intended to be mere generic characters (even if using some of the small pool of recurringly 'recognisable' features). Or at least that it doesn't narratively matter, in this case, except to those who really want to categorise every single stick figure to their own personal satisfaction.
I don't think there's even one 'ideal' level of segregation of characters, never mind one that everyone can agree upon, but just conveying what I know/have observed about this. 81.179.199.253 21:52, 22 May 2026 (UTC)

Particle physics-compatable swimwear needs to be thoroughly rinsed and air-dried after swimming to protect the sensitive elastane fibers from developing gaps.BorQhue del Sol (talk) 19:21, 22 May 2026 (UTC)

Added some size estimations for the pool. My math says it should be about 1.5km deep to match S-K’s volume; please re-check that. Not very certain on the diameter estimation, maybe someone wants to pixel-count the stick figures in the background against the visible arc of the pool and correct for perspective? — 2A04:6EC0:271:E850:F420:9A86:97FE:2FB7 20:31, 22 May 2026 (UTC) (kleines Filmröllchen)

I don't think it's very deep. The characters are standing, not treading water, and their heads are above the surface. Barmar (talk) 04:29, 23 May 2026 (UTC)
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