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Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

Title text: Staplers are actually in Pseudosuchia, making them more closely related to crocodiles than to dinosaurs.

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This comic explores the seeming paradox that certain extinct prehistoric species which are popularly thought of as being "dinosaurs" are, from a strict taxonomic viewpoint, not. It also takes into account the fact that all bird species are descended from dinosaurs and thus - again, from a strict taxonomic viewpoint - are themselves dinosaurs as well (see 1211: Birds and Dinosaurs). To illustrate this, Randall provides silhouettes of dinosaurs, of entities that are widely thought of as dinosaurs but are not, of entities that are not widely thought of as dinosaurs but are (i.e. birds), and, lastly, of entities that are neither dinosaurs nor thought of as dinosaurs (which is funny^{[citation needed]} because it's so all-encompassing as to be practically meaningless, just like it would be if you replaced the word "dinosaurs" by any other plural noun, or adjective).

Creatures that seem like dinosaurs and are dinosaurs[edit]

Stegosaurus
Triceratops
Tyrannosaurus Rex, whose name literally translates to Tyrant-Lizard King, was a Late Cretaceous dinosaur, living during the Maastrichtian Age at the very end of the period. It was a contemporary of Triceratops and Mosasaurs, also listed in this comic. T-Rex is arguably the most well-known dinosaur, due to the recovery of intact skeletons, as well as successful marketing and pop-culture influences, such as Jurassic Park, a movie of which Randall is a known fan.
Diplodocus
Velociraptor

Creatures that seem like dinosaurs, but are not[edit]

Dinosaur is a paleontology term which refers to a specific group of reptiles, based upon evolutionary lines, bone structure and living domain. However, non-experts may have difficulty distinguishing these from other extinct large reptiles/creatures and apply the term somewhat indiscriminately, hence the confusion between what is scientifically included and what is culturally assumed to be included.

The creatures listed are:

Mosasaurs were aquatic reptiles that existed during the Cretaceous. Although mosasaurs appeared in Jurassic World, they are not closely related to dinosaurs. They actually evolved from lizards and are most closely related to either snakes or varanoids (such as the Komodo dragon).
Plesiosaurs were another group of Mesozoic aquatic reptiles. Their place in the reptile family tree is debated, as they are not closely related to dinosaurs or any extant reptile.
Pteranodon belonged to the group of flying reptiles known as pterosaurs. While dinosaurs and pterosaurs are both archosaurs and are more closely related to each other than other archosaurs (such as crocodilians; see title text explanation below), they diverged around 250 MYA, and are distinct enough to be entirely separate lineages.
Dimetrodon lived in the Paleozoic, well before dinosaurs first evolved. They are synapsids, which makes them more closely related to mammals than to any living reptiles.
Quetzalcoatlus was a genus of flying pterosaurs, like Pteranodon, that lived in the Maastrichtian Age (the end of the Cretaceous) alongside mosasaurs, T-Rex, and many others. They were some of the largest flying animals in history, with wingspans up to 36 feet (11m). They were not, however, dinosaurs, as they had pterosaur ancestry.

Creatures that don't seem like dinosaurs, but are[edit]

Due to the popular depiction of dinosaurs as prehistoric large reptiles, many people don't view modern birds as dinosaurs. However, as Randall loves to remind people, dinosaurs such as T-rex are more closely related (temporally, anatomically, and phylogenetically) to birds than to some other dinosaurs such as Stegosaurus, and therefore, birds are dinosaurs in their own right.

Penguin
Heron
Ostrich
Pigeon
Falcon or Petrel (both of them qualify)

Creatures that don't seem like dinosaurs, and are not[edit]

Squirrel: Squirrels are mammals, and dinosaurs are reptiles. Most people also think of dinosaurs as large and dangerous, while squirrels tend to be small and relatively harmless (although their bites can transmit infection.) Could also be made of dark matter.
Stapler: Staplers are inanimate objects, and dinosaurs are living creatures.
Potted plant: Dinosaurs are animals, and plants are not.
Human: Humans are mammals, and dinosaurs are reptiles. In fact, the Jurassic Park series often pits the two against each other.
Bicycle: While they tend to be more mobile than staplers, bicycles are also not living creatures.

The title text is a further joke about taxonomy, seemingly predicated on the assumption that staplers are biological organisms (which they are not),^{[citation needed]} and can thus be sorted into taxa. Pseudosuchia is in fact the clade of archosaurs that includes crocodilians, and staplers bear a certain resemblance to the open mouth of a crocodilian. Also, "suchia" sounds a little like "suture," and in some sense staples are pseudo sutures.

The original Linnaean taxonomy did at first have a top-level classification for "mineral" taxonomy, in addition to those for animal and plant, which in its broadest sense might allow one to assign a stapler a taxonomic relationship with dinosaurs.

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[A 2x2 chart where each of the four quadrants contains five silhouettes. These depict various animals, a few objects, and a human. Above each column and to the left of each row there are a label:]

[Left column:] Are dinosaurs

[Right column:] Are not dinosaurs

[Upper row:] Seem like dinosaurs

[Lower row:] Don't seem like dinosaurs

[Here follows a list of what are in each of the four quadrants:]

[Top left (seem like dinosaurs, are dinosaurs):]

[Stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, diplodocus, and velociraptor.]

[Top right (seem like dinosaurs, are not dinosaurs):]

[Mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon.]

[Bottom left (don't seem like dinosaurs, are dinosaurs):]

[Penguin, egret, falcon, pigeon, and ostrich.]

[Bottom right (don't seem like dinosaurs, are not dinosaurs):]

[Squirrel, stapler, bicycle, human (here depicted as Cueball), and potted plant.]

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This is a test. PoolloverNathan^{[stalk the blue seas]} 20:48, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

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interesting way of writing quotations xd

hmmm this one of putting "<p>" in a line break will come in handy for when i want it to start at the same place than the first line

Please beware that <p> on mediawiki also disables automatic paragraph breaks, so you need a closing </p> or you'll break automatic paragraph formatting for the rest of the page. Zmatt (talk) 22:06, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

edit: da hek did that "</div>" come from An user who has no account yet (talk) 14:14, 13 October 2023 (UTC)

hi uh its hard to get here. is this a reference to undocumented feature??? hmm... this is interesting.
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