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The comic depicts a seldom heard explanation of why {{w|gold}} is a common {{w|wedding ring}} material; that humans chose it due to its symbolism in reference to its creation. Gold, as the comic states, is most commonly created in the merge of {{w|neutron star}}s; something which could be seen as a "marriage". However, it's likely that the original use of gold in wedding rings was before the discovery of how it was created {{citation needed}}, thus creating the joke of the comic. | The comic depicts a seldom heard explanation of why {{w|gold}} is a common {{w|wedding ring}} material; that humans chose it due to its symbolism in reference to its creation. Gold, as the comic states, is most commonly created in the merge of {{w|neutron star}}s; something which could be seen as a "marriage". However, it's likely that the original use of gold in wedding rings was before the discovery of how it was created {{citation needed}}, thus creating the joke of the comic. | ||
| − | Wedding receptions sometimes have a ''theme'', which is used to style the decorations and activities of the party. If the couple has a shared interest in something in popular culture (especially if this is how they met), they might use that as the theme. [[Megan]] suggests that "Binary Neutron Star Merger" would be a fun theme; this would probably only be true for astronomers or cosmologists{{citation needed}}. [[Cueball]] adds that an activity at such a wedding would be ejecting the | + | Wedding receptions sometimes have a ''theme'', which is used to style the decorations and activities of the party. If the couple has a shared interest in something in popular culture (especially if this is how they met), they might use that as the theme. [[Megan]] suggests that "Binary Neutron Star Merger" would be a fun theme; this would probably only be true for astronomers or cosmologists{{citation needed}}. [[Cueball]] adds that an activity at such a wedding would be ejecting the bouquet at relativistic speeds; this is a reference to the traditional activity of the bride throwing her bouquet into the crowd, and whoever catches it is predicted to be the next to get married. The energy of neutron stars causes material to be ejected at a high fraction of the speed of light, giving them enormous amounts of energy based on Einstein's Theory of Relativity. If you caught such a bouquet at rest relative to the merger point, you would be destroyed by the energy, so everyone tries not to catch it in that fashion.{{citation needed}} |
Continuing with the cosmological theme, the title text suggests that the wedding photographer would be a spectroscopist. {{w|Spectroscopy}}, which determines the composition of materials by splitting its light into a spectrum and analyzing the wavelengths that are strong and those that are missing, is a common way to study {{w|stars}}, {{w|nebulae}}, and other astronomical phenomena. | Continuing with the cosmological theme, the title text suggests that the wedding photographer would be a spectroscopist. {{w|Spectroscopy}}, which determines the composition of materials by splitting its light into a spectrum and analyzing the wavelengths that are strong and those that are missing, is a common way to study {{w|stars}}, {{w|nebulae}}, and other astronomical phenomena. | ||
Revision as of 17:00, 9 September 2023
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 Title text: It can be expensive to hire a professional spectroscopist for your wedding, but the quality of the spectra you get is worth it. |
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This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a single married neutron stars! Do NOT delete this tag too soon. If you can address this issue, please edit the page! Thanks. |
The comic depicts a seldom heard explanation of why gold is a common wedding ring material; that humans chose it due to its symbolism in reference to its creation. Gold, as the comic states, is most commonly created in the merge of neutron stars; something which could be seen as a "marriage". However, it's likely that the original use of gold in wedding rings was before the discovery of how it was created [citation needed], thus creating the joke of the comic.
Wedding receptions sometimes have a theme, which is used to style the decorations and activities of the party. If the couple has a shared interest in something in popular culture (especially if this is how they met), they might use that as the theme. Megan suggests that "Binary Neutron Star Merger" would be a fun theme; this would probably only be true for astronomers or cosmologists[citation needed]. Cueball adds that an activity at such a wedding would be ejecting the bouquet at relativistic speeds; this is a reference to the traditional activity of the bride throwing her bouquet into the crowd, and whoever catches it is predicted to be the next to get married. The energy of neutron stars causes material to be ejected at a high fraction of the speed of light, giving them enormous amounts of energy based on Einstein's Theory of Relativity. If you caught such a bouquet at rest relative to the merger point, you would be destroyed by the energy, so everyone tries not to catch it in that fashion.[citation needed]
Continuing with the cosmological theme, the title text suggests that the wedding photographer would be a spectroscopist. Spectroscopy, which determines the composition of materials by splitting its light into a spectrum and analyzing the wavelengths that are strong and those that are missing, is a common way to study stars, nebulae, and other astronomical phenomena.
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- [Cueball holding some small sparkling thing, implied to be a gold wedding ring]
- Cueball: It kinda makes sense that we use gold for wedding rings.
- [Frame shifts to Cueball's head]
- Cueball: Because a lot of the universe's gold was probably produced by R-process nucleosynthesis when pairs of neutron stars spiraled together and merged.
- Cueball: So gold exists because two neutron stars got married.
- [Megan walks in from side towards Cueball]
- Megan: "Binary neutron star merger" would be a fun wedding theme.
- Cueball: Everyone has to try not to catch the relativistically-ejected bouquet.
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Why do people have to add "Citation Needed" tags when there is no need, nor is it funny. The joke stopped being funny at least a decade ago. SDSpivey (talk) 16:21, 9 September 2023 (UTC)
[Citation needed] 172.70.131.154 19:17, 9 September 2023 (UTC)
- It can be amusing when it's used occasionally... say, in fewer than 1 page in 4 or 5. Every page, let alone multiple times on a single page? It's like the guy who tells the same weak puns, over and over, anytime one tries to talk with him. Who can't stop doing it. Who has lost friends and roommates over that habit but still can't stop.
- Please don't be that guy. Stop with the constant stream of "citation needed"s. BunsenH (talk) 22:51, 9 September 2023 (UTC)
- I agree... I always check the link because I'm hopeful it will be something more clever, like when RM would link in the blog to a person looking to buy a Chevy Citation or something like that... but no, it's always the ancient "Wikipedia protester" comic! Mathmannix (talk) 12:40, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
Believe it or not, this comic genuinely made me say "Aww..." 162.158.38.240 12:24, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
- FYI in this context it's "Au".
- ProphetZarquon (talk) 17:39, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
- Can't believe I didn't think of that! *facepalm* 162.158.38.199 08:18, 11 September 2023 (UTC)
I always assumed it was because of gold's use in high-end electronics. It assures a corrosion free and high bandwidth connection, thus symbolizing the communication necessary for a healthy marriage. 172.69.71.20 15:34, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
- This is also good idea, but note that it shares the little issue of gold being used for wedding rings way longer than someone discovered what bandwidth is. Now, there could be something on the corrosion-free part. -- Hkmaly (talk) 03:10, 11 September 2023 (UTC)
- Surely anyone making wedding rings should know what width the bands ought to be?172.70.90.14 09:27, 11 September 2023 (UTC)
Given the link to What If? 1, I wonder what kinds of nucleosynthesis would result from that relativistic baseball... BunsenH (talk) 16:00, 10 September 2023 (UTC)
Don't understand the last line of the current explanation - I can't see anything in the comic that refers to, or even hints at, astrology.172.71.242.177 16:38, 11 September 2023 (UTC)
removing transcript incomplete tag " said the fool. Me[citation needed] 18:56, 3 October 2023 (UTC)
