User:Char Latte49
Hello
I don't know why you're here. I don't know how you got here. There is nothing to look at. Go do something else. Shoo.
I said shoo!
Well ok, since you're still here, go to Beret Guy.
Seriously, shoo!
Fiiiine, here's stuff:
- I help whenever I'm bored, and can contribute to anything that doesn't require actual knowledge.
- I'm a severe procrastinator, explain xkcd being one of my procrastination methods.
- My favorite xkcd character is beret guy, and I also have scones. This isn't a bakery though.
- I've read every single comic, although I don't understand all of them - even with the explain.
- I've also read every single Calvin and Hobbes strip.
- I stand in for Beret Guy when he's unavailable. Be warned that I'm slightly more sarcastic than he is.
- If you're looking for BlackHat, Danish, Cueball, or God, they're on the ceiling. (Update: Danish is sucessfully off the ceiling)
- I'm rather fond of staple guns.
- I will happily give anyone scones; you don't have to steal them Danish
- I work in the bun-counting sector of Beret Guy's business.
- Newspapers don't taste that good, but are edible in a pinch if you're Beret Guy.
- I'm studying for my subduction license.
- I can create soup cables, although only chicken noodle at the moment.
- My favorite comics: all of these, I Could Care Less, Depth Perception, The Glass Necklace, Angular Momentum, Undocumented Feature, War, and Weird Hill. I like a lot more, but am too lazy to put them all on here.