User:BlackHat

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BlackHat
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Me in my mid-20s
First appearance Before the beginning of time
Known appearances All
Contribution score 67
Changes made 112

Hello, all! My name is Black Hat, as you may have heard, and here's a few other things about me:

I'm a sociopath,
I'm currently dating Danish,
and (just to make the debate a little more confusing my hat does not actually represent black hat hacking, but rather the half-rest symbol in music. Headcannon, as it were.
...Oh, and I also like to leave parentheses open. (The suspense stays with you all day!

My favourite comics:

12: Poisson 24: Godel, Escher, Kurt Halsey 29: Hitler 45: Schrodinger 64: Solar Plexus 72: Classhole 77: Bored with the Internet 81: Attention, shopper 86: Digital Rights Management 89: Gravitational Mass 114: Computational Linguists 123: Centrifugal Force 125: Marketing Interview 138: Pointers 142: Parody Week: Megatokyo 146: Join Myspace 156: Commented 163: Donald Knuth 169: Words that End in GRY 178: Not Really Into Pokemon 190: IPoD 191: Lojban 206: Reno Rhymes 217: e to the pi Minus pi 246: Labyrinth Puzzle 262: IN UR REALITY 278: Black Hat Support 298: Tesla Coil 306: Orphaned Projects 322: Pix Plz 325: A-Minus-Minus 351: Trolling 356: Nerd Sniping 360: Writers Strike 368: Bass 374: Journal 377: Journal 2 405: Journal 3 412: Startled 432: Journal 4 433: Journal 5 434: xkcd Goes to the Airport 440: Road Rage 442: xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel 455: Hats 481: Listen to Yourself 482: Height 488: Steal This Comic 493: Actuarial 494: Secretary: Part 1 495: Secretary: Part 2 496: Secretary: Part 3 497: Secretary: Part 4 498: Secretary: Part 5 506: Theft of the Magi 515: No One Must Know 521: 2008 Christmas Special 524: Party 527: Keynote 542: Cover-Up 545: Neutrality Schmeutrality 562: Parking 596: Latitude 611: Disaster Voyeurism 620: Wings 666: Silent Hammer 669: Experiment 697: Tensile vs. Shear Strength 757: Toot 766: Green Flash 779: Anxiety 785: Open Mic Night 792: Password Reuse 801: Golden Hammer 804: Pumpkin Carving 825: Guest Week: Jeffrey Rowland (Overcompensating) 826: Guest Week: Zach Weiner (SMBC) 848: 3D 908: The Cloud 925: Cell Phones 929: Speculation 952: Stud Finder 954: Chin-Up Bar 958: Hotels 959: Caroling 972: November 984: Space Launch System 1000: 1000 Comics 1005: SOPA 1014: Car Problems 1027: Pickup Artist 1037: Umwelt 1055: Kickstarter 1062: Budget News 1063: Kill Hitler 1086: Eyelash Wish Log 1094: Interview 1102: Fastest-Growing 1110: Click and Drag 1136: Broken Mirror 1137: RTL 1139: Rubber and Glue 1159: Countdown 1191: The Past 1207: AirAware 1210: I'm So Random 1241: Annoying Ringtone Champion 1243: Snare 1251: Anti-Glass 1284: Improved Keyboard 1327: Mobile Marketing 1330: Kola Borehole 1401: New 1408: March of the Penguins 1416: Pixels 1426: Reduce Your Payments 1439: Rack Unit 1450: AI-Box Experiment 1455: Trolley Problem 1515: Basketball Earth 1555: Exoplanet Names 2 1559: Driving 1581: Birthday 1608: Hoverboard 1651: Robotic Garage 1663: Garden 1670: Laws of Physics 1680: Black Hole 1708: Dehydration 1717: Pyramid Honey 1751: Movie Folder 1753: Thumb War 1754: Tornado Safety Tips 1756: I'm With Her 1776: Reindeer 1777: Dear Diary 1786: Trash 1807: Listening 1842: Anti-Drone Eagles 1864: City Nicknames 1881: Drone Training 1883: Supervillain Plan 1943: Universal Dreams 1975: Right Click 2008: Irony Definition 2067: Challengers 2073: Kilogram 2103: Midcontinent Rift System 2174: First News Memory 2197: Game Show 2201: Foucault Pendulum 2234: How To Deliver Christmas Presents 2239: Data Error 2321: Low-Background Metal 2343: Mathematical Symbol Fight 2348: Boat Puzzle 2350: Deer Turrets 2353: Hurricane Hunters The Rise of Open Access

Lastly, things that I have contributed to explainxkcd:

-Completing the explanations for characters 647-1000 in 1000: 1000 Comics/1000 characters
And that's about it.

See ya! No, really, I can see you through your screen. It's because I hacked your camera, and enhanced it so that it can see through the tape you may have over it.