588: Pep Rally
| Pep Rally |
 Title text: You know, pep rallies weirded me out in high school, and they've only gotten creepier in retrospect. |
Explanation
Any American who went to high school remembers the convocations they had during football or basketball season, in which class would be interrupted and everyone was crowded into the gymnasium for a pep rally. Cheerleaders would cheer, they'd play the school fight song, the cheerleaders might do a routine, and the team would be introduced.
This is used to inspire school spirit and get people excited about attending the games so that they'd come to the games and spend money on tickets and concessions. A common boast at pep rallies is "Our school is the best!"
"Wait, why?" says one of the students, quite logically. Why is their school the best? The student population is simply made up of students living in the general ZIP code of the school's location. There's no intrinsic reason why any school is any better than the rest of them in any way that really matters in real life. And even having the #1 basketball or football team in the state doesn't mean the students in that school are any "better" than anyone else.
This comic subverts the usual expectation of unanimous agreement with the cheerleader's sentiment, and reminds you that people who go to other schools or root for other teams aren't "bad people". In fact, they are capable of being quite kind as is demonstrated by someone on the North High football team who helped rebuild someone's deck, the principal who donated his kidney, and the welcoming invitation from one of the student's friends to his school's events. Randall would no doubt argue that this is the same of people who follow a different religion than you, are of a different ethnicity, or have a different political party affiliation.
The title text says that Randall was weirded out by pep rallies growing up, as many introverted people do because of the noise and excitement, and possibly because of the thinking presented in this comic. Now that he's older, he finds them even more creepy, perhaps because of learning about historical events that feel similar like the Nuremberg Rallies or even the various tribalisms of adults.
Transcript
- [Ponytail stands in front of crowded bleachers (with only Cueballs in it), waving pompoms high in the air.]
- Ponytail: Lakeview High is the best!
- Crowd: Yeah!
- Voice #1: Wait, why?
- [Zoom on Ponytail, now with her hands and pompoms down.]
- Ponytail: What?
- Voice #1 (off-screen): A guy on the North High football team helped me rebuild my deck.
- Voice #1 (off-screen): It seems ungrateful to presume we're better.
- [Same picture with Ponytail now just listening.]
- Voice #1 (off-screen): I mean, school districts are just based on zip codes.
- Voice #2 (off-screen): Their principal donated a kidney to my dad.
- [Ponytail looks down, holding up her pompoms.]
- Voice #1 (off-screen): I'm texting with my friend there now. He says it's okay, and we're invited to their events if we want.
- Voice #1 (off-screen): But he sounded kind of hurt.
- Voice #2 (off-screen): Why are we doing this rally, again?
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Reminds me of the whole traditional situation that various war leaders would inspire the troops prior to a battle with the whole "I spoke to God(/equivalent), and He is with us!" sort of thing. Presumably similar speeches were being made by his opposing number. And then there's the comedic subversion of "I had a little chat with God, last night and... I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. But you'll still try your best, right chaps?" 178.105.100.250 00:11, 24 May 2013 (UTC)
- Various times in the Bible, the leader would ask if they'd win this fight. God would say no, and the leader would refuse to fight. They only went headfirst into losing fights when they didn't listen to God. So there wasn't that subversion really. At least, not from their point of view. Cflare (talk) 15:38, 4 August 2014 (UTC)
- You know, I think he may have got that from somewhere else.108.162.249.157 13:07, 4 February 2015 (UTC)
I remember back in high school (not to far back), I once gave an obnoxious and over the top rant in APUSH comparing the high school rally to nationalistic propaganda indoctrinating Americans into an Us-Them Mentality. My APUSH teacher found it hilarious. We also had an Anti-Rally, where all the students (and teachers) who didn’t want to go to the rally would go hang by the cafeteria and play Cards Against Humanity, Mau, Ninja, or whatever else came to mind. I have a distinct memory of my Robotics teacher watching me friends and I play CAH. Also of playing CAH during APUSH and AP Lit after the AP Tests. This has nothing to do with anything, this just reminded me of those events and I thought people may find it amusing. If i’m Off base here, then I apologize. -- Comment Police (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
- I want to do this. Rallies are more obnoxious than your rant could ever have been. Trogdor147 (talk) 03:22, 19 September 2024 (UTC)
Perhaps we should include a mention of the extraneous comma in the final panel ("...this, rally, again?") as a typo?-DrKaii -- Comment Police (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
