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While doing this he says [https://www.wavetribe.com/blogs/surfboards-waves/glossary-of-surfing-terms-and-surf-slang#R "Radical"], [https://www.starsurfcamps.com/news/know-your-surfing-lingo-surf-jargon/ "Gnarly"], and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaka_sign "Hang loose"] which are commonly used among surfers. And after 20 years he is still standing there having moved 1 m with the continental plate. This is thus another of the [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|Strange powers of Beret Guy]], being able to stay in place for 20 years. This was also seen in [[1088: Five Years]], where he waited five years to find out where he would be after that time. So this comic only spans a four times longer interval. | While doing this he says [https://www.wavetribe.com/blogs/surfboards-waves/glossary-of-surfing-terms-and-surf-slang#R "Radical"], [https://www.starsurfcamps.com/news/know-your-surfing-lingo-surf-jargon/ "Gnarly"], and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaka_sign "Hang loose"] which are commonly used among surfers. And after 20 years he is still standing there having moved 1 m with the continental plate. This is thus another of the [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|Strange powers of Beret Guy]], being able to stay in place for 20 years. This was also seen in [[1088: Five Years]], where he waited five years to find out where he would be after that time. So this comic only spans a four times longer interval. | ||
| − | The title text refers to riding the barrel (similar to the first comic [[1: | + | The title text refers to riding the barrel (similar to the first comic [[1: Barrel - Part 1]]), in which one surfs inside the hollow part of a breaking wave, while a wipe out means you get swept off your surf board. If you wipe out in a barrel, you most likely submerge under water. If this were possible in tectonic surfing, you would be stuck under a tectonic plate and you would have to wait until the material in which you're trapped erodes. In reality, there's no such thing as breaking waves or barrels in plate tectonics.{{Citation needed}} Things do get trapped when two tectonic plates collide in a process called {{w|subduction}}, in which one plate disappears below another. |
Luckily Beret Guy has a [[1388: Subduction License|Subduction License]], so he should be good. And because of his powers, he will survive and reemerge from the continental plate barrel in a million years time. | Luckily Beret Guy has a [[1388: Subduction License|Subduction License]], so he should be good. And because of his powers, he will survive and reemerge from the continental plate barrel in a million years time. | ||
Revision as of 16:41, 19 September 2024
| Tectonic Surfing |
 Title text: The worst is when you wipe out in the barrel and you're trapped for several million years until erosion frees you. |
Explanation
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In this comic, Beret Guy is surfing the Earth's tectonic plates. Tectonic plates move very slowly compared to a normal surfing experience. So slowly, ordinary people perceive them to be stationary ground. But Beret Guy, in typical Beret Guy fashion, sees the broader picture in the most whimsical way possible and is now surfing the plates across the Earth's mantle below. He seems to be moving horizontally at about 4-5 cm/year (~1 m/20 yrs) which would put him on one of the moderately fast plates,[1][2] at least relative to the more stable North American plate.
While doing this he says "Radical", "Gnarly", and "Hang loose" which are commonly used among surfers. And after 20 years he is still standing there having moved 1 m with the continental plate. This is thus another of the Strange powers of Beret Guy, being able to stay in place for 20 years. This was also seen in 1088: Five Years, where he waited five years to find out where he would be after that time. So this comic only spans a four times longer interval.
The title text refers to riding the barrel (similar to the first comic 1: Barrel - Part 1), in which one surfs inside the hollow part of a breaking wave, while a wipe out means you get swept off your surf board. If you wipe out in a barrel, you most likely submerge under water. If this were possible in tectonic surfing, you would be stuck under a tectonic plate and you would have to wait until the material in which you're trapped erodes. In reality, there's no such thing as breaking waves or barrels in plate tectonics.[citation needed] Things do get trapped when two tectonic plates collide in a process called subduction, in which one plate disappears below another.
Luckily Beret Guy has a Subduction License, so he should be good. And because of his powers, he will survive and reemerge from the continental plate barrel in a million years time.
Transcript
- [Cueball walks up to Beret Guy who is standing with one leg in front of another and his arms spread wide.]
- Cueball: What are you doing?
- Beret Guy: Tectonic surfing!
- [Cueball is standing behind Beret Guy, who is in the same pose.]
- Beret Guy: Radical!
- Beret Guy: Gnarly!
- Beret Guy: Hang loose!
- [Beret Guy is alone, still in the same position in the center of the panel.]
- [Beret Guy is in the same position, but at the right edge of the panel with his head partly outside the right edge. Above him is a box with a Caption:]
- 20 years later:
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Where is the speed Beret Guy's moving at coming from? It looks to me like he moved about half his own height in 20 years so assuming he's 6 ft: 36in/20year gives 4.57 cm/year 7 cm/year for his speed seems high and 11 seems ridiculous. 172.71.159.45 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
Maybe 2061 could get a tony-hawk spin off... --Lupo (talk) 06:58, 19 September 2024 (UTC)
