2349: Rabbit Introduction
| Rabbit Introduction |
 Title text: Washington state is seeing great success with reintroducing the Columbia River Basin subpopulation. We cannot allow them to further widen the interstate bun gap. |
Explanation
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Cueball is giving a presentation on the pygmy rabbit to a group of skeptical panelists. Once they confirm that he wants to introduce the species to a new area for no other reason than that he finds it adorable, Blondie moves to deny his grant requests. However, the other three panelists - (L to R, White Hat, Megan and Hairy) are swayed by this unconventional argument.
Thematically, this comic continues the argument from 1682: Bun that the tinier a rabbit is, the greater its esteem.
See https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/columbia-basin-pygmy-rabbits-washington (They are native to WA and were nearly extinct)
Transcript
- [Cueball is standing in front of a screen and pointing at it with a stick. On the screen is a rabbit shown next to a smartphone, some keys on a key-chain, and two coins The phone is lager than the rabbit.]
- Cueball: The US's smallest rabbit species is the Pygmy Rabbit from Great Basin area.
- Cueball: We're seeking a grant to introduce them into the east.
- [Blondie, White Hat, Megan and Hairy sits behind a long table. Blondie leans both her arms on the table. Hairy has one arm on the table. The other two have their arms down. Cueball replies to Blondie's question from off-panel.]
- Blondie: Are they native here?
- Cueball (off-panel): No.
- Blondie: Will they control some invasive pest?
- Cueball (off-panel): Dunno!
- Blondie: Then...Why would you do this?
- [In a frame-less panel Cueball is seen in front of the screen, which is seen from the side. He points to something on the screen with the pointer, while looking over his shoulder.]
- Cueball: I don't understand.
- Cueball: Did you see how small they are?
- Cueball: They're so round!
- Cueball: Those tiny ears.
- [Back to the four people behind the desk. Blondie and White Hat in the same positions but Megan has both her hands up into her hair, and Hairy has one arm on the table, and the other is held up high with a finger pointing up.]
- Blondie: I see. I'm afraid we'll by denying your grant.
- White Hat: Hand on. He is right about their ears...
- Megan: the little feet!
- Hairy: I vote we fund them!
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Comic posted shortly after this made national news in the USA: https://www.newsweek.com/why-hundreds-millions-genetically-engineered-mosquitoes-will-soon-released-florida-1526375 172.69.34.56 05:06, 21 August 2020 (UTC)
This comic was posted incredibly early compared to the other recent comics 172.69.34.232 07:22, 21 August 2020 (UTC)
Yeah wtf it's so early 172.69.33.25 07:50, 21 August 2020 (UTC)
There's a twitter thread at @xkcd, one word every few days, from 2020-05-15 until 2020-06-01, reading "How's it going I saw a small bun (picture)", continuing the sentence until 2020-06-25, "and an airplane crossing the moon (picture)" Chrullrich (talk) 07:53, 21 August 2020 (UTC)
I recognise that 'bun-gap' looks like a pun, but what's it punning about? 162.158.154.131 10:14, 21 August 2020 (UTC)
- I don't think it's really a pun, just an instance of the general X-gap pattern, meaning a significant difference in the amount or rate of X between two entities (e.g. the "wealth gap" between countries). Barmar (talk) 17:47, 21 August 2020 (UTC)
- Bun-gap having nothing to do with thigh-gap in this case.
- ProphetZarquon (talk) 21:04, 21 August 2020 (UTC)
Could the "bun gap" be a reference to the "basselope gap"? https://img.fireden.net/co/image/1481/09/1481091884617.png mwburden (talk) 22:44, 12 October 2020 (UTC)
Former POTUS Jimmy Carter is unapologetically completely oppposed to the spread of any species of bunny. Cellocgw (talk) 12:33, 21 August 2020 (UTC)
For those that don't remember the 1970's: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident mwburden (talk) 22:44, 12 October 2020 (UTC)
The explanation should probably distinguish between the pygmy rabbit which is not at all endangered and the Columbia Basin pygmy rabbit which is an isolated population that the US government (but not the IUCN) treats as endangered independently from the species as a whole. Shamino (talk) 12:57, 21 August 2020 (UTC)
- So would it be impossible to introduce an isolated population into another location and have it count as the same population? Which would make this proposal impossible in addition to silly... I feel like that increases the humor, although I'm not sure if there's any specific term for why 162.158.63.60 14:12, 24 August 2020 (UTC)
Captain Video, if you can cull speculation here, then shouldn't you be culling a lot of speculation in 1417? 162.158.74.61 22:53, 23 August 2020 (UTC) Note how carefully (brilliantly) Randall uses objective wording in panel #3, consistent with a scientific discussion or proposal, when the meaning is clearly "but it's so CUTE!". 172.69.42.50 15:10, 25 August 2020 (UTC)
Category:Buns sent me down the bun hole. Promethean (talk) 00:42, 26 August 2020 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure the scale of the image is incorrect, unless that is an enormous phone or a juvenile pygmy rabbit. They aren't actually THAT small. 172.69.135.181 02:17, 27 May 2024 (UTC)
- Descriptions say "...[adult] body length between 23.5 and 29.5...", but: a) yes, could be a young one, b) not sure if that's body length in that pose or the 'stretched out' (relaxed and/or reaching and/or (gently?) stretched through handling), because that might be the only way to get consistent measurement of what is otherwise a scrunched up furry blob.
- A comparison against another breed, as reference, might help puzzle the latter out. 172.70.86.60 09:35, 27 May 2024 (UTC)
