2633: Astronomer Hotline

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Astronomer Hotline
Employment statistics have to correct for the fact that the Weird Bug Hotline hires a bunch of extra temporary staff every 17 years.
Title text: Employment statistics have to correct for the fact that the Weird Bug Hotline hires a bunch of extra temporary staff every 17 years.

Explanation

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This comic is a joke about helplines, and how people sometimes call helplines for non-significant reason.

The comic starts with someone having called the "Astronomer hotline", hence the title. Judging by the way the helpline employee, Cueball, starts the call, by asking for a description of the weird lights, it is implied that this is the main/only purpose of the helpline, or is, in practice, the only type of call they receive.

The caller is in panic, and doesn't know how to describe the light. Cueball is used to this and asks the caller to stay calm, then starts to go through his check list, asking them if it is day time, because if it was he would assume they have just noticed the Sun. This could be seemed very condescending, but it is like when the employee at a tech support hot-line asks if the computer is turned on, or if the caller tried to restart the computer, see 806: Tech Support.

The caller is not affronted, but tells Cueball that the Sun set, and when asked if they are stars, and thus stationary, says they are zipping around in the bushes.

At this point Cueball realizes that the caller has just seen Fireflies. He describes them for the caller as lightning bugs, tree blinkers or ground stars, and tells the caller that these are not a problem, so the caller is now relieved. Those descriptions are reminiscent of the fools stars (and planes) mentioned in 2017: Stargazing 2.

However, Cueball must admit that astronomers do not know much about fireflies, since they are too fast for the astronomers' telescopes (in general, astronomers don't study terrestrial phenomena). And he thus transfers the caller to the "Weird Bug Hotline."

Before the call ends, at Cueball's end, he hears the first question from the new hotline: Is it currently biting you. Again going directly to the most important part, is there any immediate danger...

Some people (Often UFO enthusiasts) tend to get a little over-excited about calling every light in the sky they don't expect a UFO. This comic takes this to the extreme, where someone calls a helpline because they saw fireflies, and thought they were UFOs. While UFOs are not mentioned by name, they are heavily implied.

The title text is a reference to bugs that have gaps of several years between emerging from their larval state. Most famous are the Periodical cicadas, 13- and 17-year cicadas, that only emerge every 13 or 17 years, depending on species. The 17 years in the title text thus refers to the 17-year cicadas. Every 17 years the bug hotline hires a bunch of temporary staff, either because there will be more callers due to the unexpected new bug no one has seen for 17 years, or it could be because they just like to emulate nature and thus do this every 17 years. The largest 17-year cicada appearance in the USA is called Brood X which last occurred in 2021 and before that 2004. There can be smaller broods in other years, but the majority come out with 17 years interval, and the next is expected in 2038. The joke in the title text is that the employment statistics for the weird hotline have to correct for this fact. Periodical cicadas have been mentioned before in 2263: Cicadas.

Trivia

The UK Military had a UFO helpline for over 50 years. [Link]
This comic has a lot of themes that have been touched on in previous comics, including
Helplines 278: Black Hat Support, 806: Tech Support
People not understanding basic concepts 876: Trapped
Cicadas 2263: Cicadas

Transcript

[Cueball, with a headset on, is sitting in an office chair at a desk in front of his computer screen, hands on the keyboard. He receives a call, and the callers voice is shown in a jagged frame above Cueball, between his two lines of text.]
Cueball: Hello, Emergency Astronomer Hotline. How would you describe the lights?
Caller on phone: I don't know! Help!
Cueball: Stay calm. Is it day? If so, that's The Sun.
[Cueball is now seen en face with the headset, but the computer etc. is not shown. The callers voice is now written normally but with zigzag lines going to the text from Cueball's headphone. Cueball's reply have a normal line going up to it.]
Caller on phone: No, the sun set and then the light appeared!
Cueball: Hmm, could be stars. Are they stationary?
Caller on phone: No, they're all zipping around bushes.
[In a frame-less panel, the setting returns to the one from the first panel. Also with the callers voice in jagged frames again.]
Cueball: Aha! Fireflies!
Caller on phone: "Fireflies"?
Cueball: Lightning bugs. Tree blinkers. Ground stars.
Cueball: They're fine.
Caller on phone: Phew!
[Same setting as first panel, but broader panel. After Cueball's reply and a short reply from the caller as in the first panel. There is a sound indicating transfer to another hotline. Then to the right there is a square panel with jagged edge, with the voice from the other hotlines employee.]
Cueball: We don't know much about them as they're too fast for our telescopes, but I can transfer you to the Weird Bug Hotline.
Caller on phone: Sure, thanks.
Transfer of call. *Click*
Weird Bug Hotline on phone: Hi, Weird Bug Hotline. Is it currently biting you?


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Discussion

Someone really needs to check on the bot. This is the second day in a row where I have had to begin the article! SqueakSquawk4 (talk) 13:06, 15 June 2022 (UTC)

The fact that this is the Astronomer Helpline seems like commentary on the frequency with which astronomers are asked about mysterious objects, and/or the fact that astronomers (who tend to spend a lot of time looking at the sky) rarely report seeing unidentified objects. It could also be noted that calling fireflies a UFO would technically be accurate, as they are objects which are flying that the observers apparently could not readily identify. 172.71.82.121 13:36, 15 June 2022 (UTC)

There is about 2000 species of fireflies. OF COURSE I can't identify which one it is, considering it's so dark I only see the light. -- Hkmaly (talk) 18:22, 15 June 2022 (UTC)

Title text probably referes to Periodical cicadas that appears every 17 years. 172.71.98.99 13:58, 15 June 2022 (UTC)

As someone from a country without fireflies, is "Ground Stars" a normal word for fireflies or a joke? (similar to how planets are "wandering stars", so to an astronomer everything is a star, similar to 2017: Stargazing 2) Sqek (talk) 14:17, 15 June 2022 (UTC)

A joke. 172.70.115.4 14:54, 15 June 2022 (UTC)

The second last paragraph is extremely confusing. Someone should fix it. 162.158.203.38 15:17, 15 June 2022 (UTC)

I have removed the paragraph referenced in the above comment; it was confusing, and seemed focused on explaining the reasons for cicadas having prime-numbered year cycles. While this is interesting, it is not relevant to understanding any of the jokes, especially since two helpful links to periodical cicadas and Brood X were already included earlier in the article. Parties interested in learning cicada facts may follow those links; to explain the joke, it is enough to acknowledge that periodical cicadas are a thing, not explore the ecology or evolution of such a trait. If I overstepped, feel free to reinstate with a clearer explanation. Dextrous Fred (talk) 16:16, 15 June 2022 (UTC)

Does anyone else think that the 'Weird Bug Helpline' may be a play on more conventional helplines, and weird computer bugs that only appear 'every 17 years' when a user presents with an odd edge case that wasn't anticipated? 162.158.159.43 09:16, 17 June 2022 (UTC)

I just got a message from the Odd Perfect Number hotline!

I was trying to explain to someone today that the question of whether there are any odd perfect numbers is an open problem, so I asked Google Assistant and was informed that https://arxiv.org/abs/2101.07176 proves that there aren't! 162.158.166.235 21:15, 15 June 2022 (UTC)


Cosmic Ray Phenomena

When I started reading the comic, I was sure it's referring to cosmic ray phenomena. Reading further it made less sense, though I feel it should be mentioned in this explanation. 172.68.221.5 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

I do not agree. This is something happening to astronauts in space. Not to a guy calling an astronomy hot-line. --Kynde (talk) 13:35, 16 June 2022 (UTC)


Trivia US UFO helpline

AFAIK you can only report UFOs to the Airborne Object Identification and Management Synchronization Group (AOIMSG) if you're in the military. They really want to have sensor data, too. But with a smartphone, you can get apps to identify astronomical objects or airplanes by pointing your phone at them. metabunk.org does a lot of UFO identification. --162.158.203.76 11:07, 16 June 2022 (UTC)

other xkcd related?

https://xkcd.com/1391/ - people forgetting that the sun is visible during day https://xkcd.com/1493/ - the bug hotline might have been built on the bug tracker


Could this comic be referring to the Supernova Early Warning System?

Is this comic possibly a reference to the Supernova Early Warning System(SNEWS) or some other similar astronomy organisation? SNEWS is basically an astronomer hotline(or rather mailing list). If astronomers detect what they think is a supernova, they let astronomers(amateur and professional) around the world know about the event, so that they can try to point their telescopes at the supernova quickly enough to observe it/ work out what it is/ study it. I always thought of this as an astronomer hotline: If you see some strange lights in the night sky, you can call upon every astronomer in the world to point their telescopes at it and work out what it is. --172.68.210.47 08:20, 17 June 2022 (UTC)

Probably the opposite: A man in China called the police saying that he was being followed by a drone in the dark. It turns out that it was a star. ConscriptGlossary (talk) 12:56, 27 November 2024 (UTC)

A common problem. Military units have fired anti-aircraft guns at Venus, and some people apparently can't even recognise the Moon for what it is. 172.69.194.79 14:46, 27 November 2024 (UTC)

It has been suggested that this comic be added to Category:Firefly. CategoryGeneral (talk) 03:34, 28 November 2024 (UTC)

By who? And have they actually read what the Category:Firefly actually is categorising? 141.101.96.56 12:09, 28 November 2024 (UTC)
Maybe we need another Category:Fireflies. It's common on XKCD. ChristmasGospel (talk) 20:37, 29 November 2024 (UTC)