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| − | The comic graphs the mass vs the lifetime of three objects: {{w|meson}}s, {{w|water balloon}}s, and {{w|planet}}s. Mesons, which are subatomic fundamental particles, have a very low mass, and a very short lifetime, since they naturally decay into other fundamental particles.{{Actual citation needed}} "Flying water balloons" are depicted as having a mass | + | The comic graphs the mass vs the lifetime of three objects: {{w|meson}}s, {{w|water balloon}}s, and {{w|planet}}s. Mesons, which are subatomic fundamental particles, have a very low mass, and a very short lifetime, since they naturally decay into other fundamental particles.{{Actual citation needed}} "Flying water balloons" are depicted as having a mass centered around 1 kilogram, but the area outlined covers a very broad range of mass (from grams to hundreds of kilos), and a lifetime centered around 1 second (but the area outlined covers from fractions of a second to a couple of hours), indicating the approximate amount of time that the a water balloon survives after being thrown through the air. (Not all water balloons break on impact, and some are thrown directly into someones face, thus flight time would be very short). Finally, planets have a very large mass and a very large lifetime, since they tend to exist for billions of years. |
This comparison is somewhat absurd because the objects being compared: mesons, water balloons, and planets do not have much in common. | This comparison is somewhat absurd because the objects being compared: mesons, water balloons, and planets do not have much in common. | ||
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The text below the image states that meson particle physicists and planetary scientists are usually evenly matched in water balloon fights, since water balloons are outside of the area of expertise of both departments. In real life, this is nonsensical, since water balloon fights are completely unrelated to particle physics or planetary science. | The text below the image states that meson particle physicists and planetary scientists are usually evenly matched in water balloon fights, since water balloons are outside of the area of expertise of both departments. In real life, this is nonsensical, since water balloon fights are completely unrelated to particle physics or planetary science. | ||
| − | The title text states that "The physics department has recruited an astronomer who studies meteor fireballs" | + | The title text states that "The physics department has recruited an astronomer who studies meteor fireballs". This could allude to the idea of using meteors as a weapon in a water balloon fight. It could, however, just be referring to the fact that meteors are closer to water balloons in terms of their mass and lifetime, so having an astronomer with this area of expertise might be advantageous in a water balloon fight against particle physicist, that have nothing close to the wight range of a water balloon. However, the life time of protons are likely longer than of any planet in the universe. So if they where included in the graph they would be at the far right in the bottom of the chart. Thus not making a very nice linear extrapolation. |
Other absurd uses of linear regression are seen in [[605: Extrapolating]], [[1204: Detail]], and [[2893: Sphere Tastiness]]. | Other absurd uses of linear regression are seen in [[605: Extrapolating]], [[1204: Detail]], and [[2893: Sphere Tastiness]]. | ||
Revision as of 09:29, 11 March 2025
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 Title text: Update: The physics department has recruited an astronomer who studies meteor fireballs. |
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The comic graphs the mass vs the lifetime of three objects: mesons, water balloons, and planets. Mesons, which are subatomic fundamental particles, have a very low mass, and a very short lifetime, since they naturally decay into other fundamental particles.[actual citation needed] "Flying water balloons" are depicted as having a mass centered around 1 kilogram, but the area outlined covers a very broad range of mass (from grams to hundreds of kilos), and a lifetime centered around 1 second (but the area outlined covers from fractions of a second to a couple of hours), indicating the approximate amount of time that the a water balloon survives after being thrown through the air. (Not all water balloons break on impact, and some are thrown directly into someones face, thus flight time would be very short). Finally, planets have a very large mass and a very large lifetime, since they tend to exist for billions of years.
This comparison is somewhat absurd because the objects being compared: mesons, water balloons, and planets do not have much in common.
The text below the image states that meson particle physicists and planetary scientists are usually evenly matched in water balloon fights, since water balloons are outside of the area of expertise of both departments. In real life, this is nonsensical, since water balloon fights are completely unrelated to particle physics or planetary science.
The title text states that "The physics department has recruited an astronomer who studies meteor fireballs". This could allude to the idea of using meteors as a weapon in a water balloon fight. It could, however, just be referring to the fact that meteors are closer to water balloons in terms of their mass and lifetime, so having an astronomer with this area of expertise might be advantageous in a water balloon fight against particle physicist, that have nothing close to the wight range of a water balloon. However, the life time of protons are likely longer than of any planet in the universe. So if they where included in the graph they would be at the far right in the bottom of the chart. Thus not making a very nice linear extrapolation.
Other absurd uses of linear regression are seen in 605: Extrapolating, 1204: Detail, and 2893: Sphere Tastiness.
Transcript
- [Graph with Y axis using an arrow indicating mass from 10-30 kg to 1030 kg on a logarithmic scale and X axis, also on a logarithmic scale labeled "Lifetime" running from 10-20 to 1020 seconds.]
- [There are three elliptical blobs on the graph, one on the lower left corner labeled "Mesons" another on the upper right corner labeled "Planets", and the last one in the middle (1kg mass, 1s lifespan) labeled Flying water balloons. There are two bidirectional arrows pointing from the center blob to the two other blobs.]
- [To the left of the chart are Cueball and Ponytail. Ponytail is throwing a water balloon, and Cueball is dodging from one. To the right are Megan and Hairy. Megan is preparing to throw a water balloon, and Hairy is slipping in a puddle of water, with a water balloon having landed near his foot with a "Sploosh!".]
- [Caption below the panel:]
- In the annual water balloon fight, meson particle physicists and planetary scientists are usually evenly matched, since they're both equally far outside their areas of expertise.
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What if you're an expert in impostor syndrome? Caliban (talk) 08:45, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
- WHAT?!??!!!! ⯅A dream demon⯅ (talk) 15:06, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
That "Flying Water Balloons" bubble reaches from about 10-3 to 102 kg. That's 1mg (kinda' hard to manipulate) to 100kg (very hard to lift, especially without breaking the balloon). -- Dtgriscom (talk) 16:59, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
- Firstly: you seem to mix-up g and kg. Secondly: Water balloons can leak, assuming the 10-3 (which is 1g) wasn't measured while it popped in flight.172.71.99.171 10:39, 12 March 2025 (UTC)
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