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I'd say that if you're in your 20's and don't have a weight problem, then you have no idea what I'm talking about. I was the same way. When I was in my 20's, I was more concerned about not weighing enough. I had a high metabolism and could eat pretty much anything without gaining any weight. Yes, people envied me and commented all the time that they wished they could eat like me. So when my Dad talked about middle age spread, I couldn't even begin to imagine that such a thing would be an issue for me.
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These are pages that have an incomplete explanation or are missing something important. (This includes categories that have been created recently and need to be filled with relevant pages.) New comics are currently marked as incomplete automatically, to be removed later once their explanation is in a pretty good state. To add pages to this category, place {{tl|incomplete}} at the top of their explanation and give a reason, such as: <code>'''<nowiki>{{incomplete|The explanation of the title text is missing.}}</nowiki>'''</code>. We have a different [[:Category:Incomplete transcripts|category for incomplete transcripts]].
  
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Then I entered my 30's. I could still eat a lot and really didn't look like I ever needed to lose weight. But slowly I started to notice that when I ate a lot, I would get full. I would feel a bit sluggish for a while. I noticed that my face was starting to fill out a little more. I noticed I wasn't underweight anymore. I thought I was looking pretty good. But in the back of my mind, my Dad's words started to haunt me, "I was skinny just like you, but soon middle age spread is going to get you." Then a sinister laugh would echo inside my head.
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And then I turned 40. My lifestyle didn't change. I was still eating well. I worked in an office setting, sitting in front of the computer all day. The kitchen was overflowing with free snacks. Then one day I looked down at my belly, and to my horror, I had this thought: "Will they ask me to play Santa at this year's Christmas party?"If a bigger waistline was the only problem, then maybe I would have just taken it all in stride. But for my Dad, middle age spread was accompanied by adult onset diabetes (or Type 2 diabetes). So when I started to see middle age spread affect me, I suddenly became more conscious of my eating habits and my blood sugar level. This is when I encountered the Glycemic Index.
 

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Incomplete explanations  •  Incomplete transcripts
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